Jeni-the-Dragon

It wouldn't be a day off if I didn't take the pocket rocket for a blast round the local countryside! Typical weather rolling in too. @MSportLtd

🤨 @HaydenPaddon couldn’t believe his own co-driver John Kennard tried to stop his favorite driver Colin McRae from winning! ✋

Who recalls the water fight between Mika and Eddie during the press conference after the 1999 Canadian Grand Prix? Just look at Eddie's fake way of drinking haha Yes F1 used to be wild! #f1 #RetroF1

@autismadhdmicro I loved these so much!

Please can these make a comeback

Just noticed the bumper sticker on the Safety Car. 😂 #F1.

Yeah, he lied.

🇬🇧 1977 Lombard RAC Rally Car 1 - 4th overall 🇬🇧 Roger Clark and 🇬🇧 Stuart Pegg - Ford Escort RS Car 4 - 16th overall but 🥇 in class 🇫🇮 Pentti Airikkala and 🇫🇮 Risto Virtanen - Vauxhall Chevette 2300 HS Car 5 - 🥇 overall 🇸🇪 Bjorn Waldegård and 🇸🇪 Hans Thorszelius - Ford Escort RS Car 7 - 25th overall 4th in class 🇮🇹 Sandro Munari and 🇮🇹 Piero Sodano - Lancia Stratos HF Car 8 - 🥈overall 🇫🇮 Hannu Mikkola and 🇸🇪 Arne Hertz - Toyota Celica 2000 GT (RA21) 🎥 @BBC Ford Heritage and Marvdogger2 👏🏻👏🏻 #wrc #ford #lancia #toyota

One of my friends is selling her son’s racing pony! Location: Wales See photos If interested let me know as I can pass on details 🏇🏼🏇🏼

Scottish clothing labels:

As long as there is imagination, creativity will never stop.

Right people. One of Chumps Pups (bitch) needs a home. 10 weeks old, house trained and ready to go. Will make excellent pet or working dog. 75% Springer. 25% Cocker. Take her or she’s off down the Wye.

I'm as prison reform as it gets but if you lure multiple women to an underpass to rape them at knife point with your friends while recording it on your phone and goading each other on I actually think you should be put in a giant blender.

💥💥 Please share 💥💥 If your planning to visit the Lake District over the summer months, please please please can we think about more than just ourselves. Although the Lakes are a place of undeniable beauty and a place for relaxing, they are also a place of work for many and we need to be able to do our job. Once you’ve parked your car, please could you get out and think “would i think this was a stupid place to park” if the answer is yes, then pick another spot. Please don’t park in “Keep clear” and “no parking” or in front of gates. This is not just annoying for us that work these landscapes but also those that keep you safe and rescue you while you’re here. If Mountain rescue needed through this gate at the top of Haweswater today, they would struggle. This isn’t a rant, we want as many visitors as possible for the economy but please think, this is first a workplace. “would i be happy if someone did that at my place of work” *** Also dog shit bags don’t rot FYI***

i'm begging you to watch with sound

Notice how the bloodstains on the sword indicate a stab,not a slice, and the severed hand, clearly chopped by an axe since the bone is crushed. And the blood splatter is not coming out the wound, but is rather splattered like it's spilled from a goblet. THIS SLAYING IS FAKED

Thirty years ago, my best friend slipped into the river while we were scrambling rocks. To this day, she tells people how I jumped in to save her. But the truth is I laughed so hard when she fell I peed myself, and only jumped in to hide my pissy jeans.

1/2 Remembering Nicky Hayden, lost on this day in 2017. "The Kentucky Kid" was one of the most exciting riders ever to get aboard a motorcycle, racing for @Honda & @DucatiUK in @MotoGP and winning the title in 2006. He also raced in... #RestInPeace #MotoGP #Kentucky #honda

You better believe it... 1. IN the 1400s, a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb, hence we have 'The rule of thumb'. 2. Many years ago, in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden', and thus the word GOLF entered the English language. 3 Each King in a deck of playing cards, represents a great 'King' in history; Spades - King David Hearts, Charlemagne Clubs, Alexander the Great Diamonds, Julius Caesar 4. In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bedframes by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress support tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on, hence, the phrase 'Goodnight, sleep tight'. 5. It was accepted practice in Babylon 4000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son in law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer, and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the 'Honey month', which we know of today as the 'Honeymoon'. 6. Since 1966, English fans have said they are going to win the cup at the start of every football competition, hence the phrase, 'Deluded twats'.

@SorchaNiRuaidh @ocarole28 Thats it exactly 😔

@JenitheDragon @ocarole28 Worst thing about Twitter - this happens and you find out months later 😢

@ocarole28 Oh, good grief 😢