Jennifer Slopez

Aaron Carter was on #TeenMomOG tonight.

Them white boys put crack in Electric Feel

Pussy so tight it folds fitted sheets out of spite

a simpler time, when i had no discernible self-respect

Am I the perfect person? No. Do I try to better myself every day? Also no.

How much of this can we blame on labubus?

Sorry about all of the apathy. It's just that I don't care.

"on the rocks" is a very cunty way to ask for ice tbh

“Be the bigger person” best I can do is not kill you

Faith needs to know about things that aren't her business. Please and thank you.

State of the union: in fucking shambles.

let’s go red flag for red flag

Taking in retired police dogs and retraining them for a life of crime

Yay!!! Every time we don’t treat people like fans and this is a fucking diary. Cuz I ain’t no fan and I sure as fuck don’t wanna read a damn diary.

Every Thursday: Date Night. This Thursday: Me staring at my closet like it personally betrayed me. Because why is every sexy outfit also a hypothermia risk?

Every now and then someone does something selfless for others… and it softens your heart in ways you didn’t even realize it needed.

Trapped in a life that no longer fits

No I can’t meet you for a drink, I’m busy monitoring this monkey situation.

Let this queen GO

You are free to use whatever words you want, I’m free to think you’re a fucking twat

I never forget the people who were nice to me when they didn’t have to be.