Jenn Bishop

Omg they did a male version of the ‘secret vote’ ad and it’s even better than the female version.

by six weeks… bigger eggplants

plan A get rich plan B kill myself

"your password is too weak" just wait until you see my impulse control

"reading smut ruins your brain" i can assure you, whatever is wrong with me was there long before i started reading

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she pissed me off today

“thank god it’s the weekend” me Saturday and Sunday:

Wanting to send ur Snapchat mems to the people in them but u don’t talk anymore <<

@emolizardqueen I appreciate the joy u have for that, but I could live about 10 lifetimes and be so okay with that fact I wouldn’t know what that’s like😂❤️

@Jenn_Bishop30 I’m sorry you don’t know what it’s like to have a tentacle of your very own

Me: I’m not a judgmental person at all Also me:

Milo and his cousins🥲🫶🏻