Jennie Oborne

I take it back, they probably could organise a piss-up in a brewery.

"Deckchairs" and "Titanic" come to mind...

Really enjoyed doing a webinar this morning to @RussellCooke on the perils of Legal Professional Privilege. Always nice to meet new people, even if only over Teams! @9GoughChambers

For some reason the “justice scorecards” won’t tell you how many local courts the government has closed in the last 10 years, nor how many police officers it axed, nor how much it slashed police, CPS, probation, court and prison budgets. Can’t think why. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

For every re-tweet on today's coverage of criminal barristers leaving the bar, please also highlight the mass exodus of duty solicitors by your sister profession. We are two sides of the same broken coin. If ever there was a time to speak in one voice, the time is now.

Her name was Sabina Nessa. She was a 28-year-old primary school teacher in Catford, described by the head teacher as “brilliant, kind and dedicated to her pupils.” She was killed walking home mid-evening through the park. #SayHerName bbc.com/news/uk-englan…

I’m sad to say that I’ve just been diagnosed with breast cancer & need urgent surgery. Please self-check regularly & if you have any unexplained pain, tenderness or lumps, please ask for checks & follow ups. And ask for a 2nd opinion if you’re not happy. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

The deadline for our Aqeel H Noorali Essay Competition has now been extended to 15 October, so there is still time to enter! Click the link below for further information on the competition and how to enter. 9goughchambers.co.uk/the-aqueel-h-n… #law #barristers #competition #learning

We are delighted to announce that we have committed to host an intern as part of the Bar’s collective participation in the #10000BlackInterns scheme. More information can be found at 10000blackinterns.com. #law #legal #diversity #intern

9 Gough Chambers are proud to announce the launch of the Aqeel H Noorali Essay Competition, in memory of our friend and colleague Aqeel Noorali. Further details can be found on our website: 9goughchambers.co.uk/the-aqueel-h-n… #law #education #barristers #chambers #competition

@DellUK Eight emails to a particular individual at your "customer service" team now without reply, and no information about when my laptop will be repaired! Any chance of speaking to a human being?

He certainly did “follow the rules applicable to his family.” Sadly, he did not follow the rules applicable to mine.

It’s important to note that the past participle of “to plead” is “pleaded” and that, if you say “pled”, I have a James Bond-style licence to shoot you in the face. Extreme I know, but some things just cannot be forgiven.

Lovely to see some new material last night from @veitchtweets. He wasn’t even lying about hosting the Britannia BAFTAs...

Biggest fine I can find for ‘racist chanting/disorder’ from UEFA in the last 10 years was £65,000 for Serbia fans’ abuse of Danny Rose. Nicklas Bendtner was fined £80,000 for wear Paddypower boxers. That’s where their priorities lie.

Lord grant me the absolutely outrageous self confidence of literally one in eight random men

9 Gough Square are accepting applications for two-day unassessed mini-pupillages. Apply here by 31 July 2019: bit.ly/2rPRnNg

@virginmedia my old NTL email has been hacked! I am still a virgin customer. How do I get the account shut down?

@ptaccesshelp contacted support on 23rd July as I could not retrieve my password..Still no reply!

Great time @JohnFinnemore’s Flying Visit. Typically clever, off-beat and silly. Although.. Dr Black’s body was found on the stairs.