Jennie Storms

I’ve waited a long time to share this and it’s finally time...so hey everyone I’m

Pro-lifers don't like complexity. At 17 weeks my placenta detached and he was much too small. I thought I felt my baby's frantic attempts to breathe. My OBGYN advised me to terminate the pregnancy, there wasn't much time. But I couldn't.

@ashmalloy2 It’s what determines my whole life now.

Call us next time you want to ride a wiener into space…

@thejjshowoffish I made it my fiancé’s alarm sound <3

I truly believe that you haven’t lived until you dance at a wedding to back that thang up and thong song with your high school English teacher.

BREAKING: Derek Chauvin has been convicted of the murder of George Floyd. For the first time in Minnesota state history, a white police officer has been held accountable for killing a Black man.

@jacobwuertz As an appliance sales person I’ll tell you that you might as well buy two cause the first one will be lucky to last a year

In love with this wildly confident "Frequently Bought Together" section from Samsung. You wanted a Roomba? What if you bought a Roomba AND TWO FRIDGES EVERYONE'S DOING IT BUY IT AND SAVE

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

Can everyone just stop for one moment and appreciate how handsome this man is 😍

I’m here today because of the women who came before me.

Joe Biden is the first actor from Parks and Recreation to become the President of the United States.

Honestly, congratulations to @DrBiden ‘s husband on becoming president.

For the next stimulus check, you need to sell a certain amount of these chocolates to get it

@_sft3 I can attest to this

It just occurred to me that this election is following the plot of The Notebook: - A white house - Mail that wasn’t received - A lot of fighting - It wasn’t over - It still isn’t over

Today Republicans denied the will of the American people by confirming a Supreme Court justice through an illegitimate process—all in their effort to gut the Affordable Care Act and strip health care from millions with pre-existing conditions. We won’t forget this.