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Me: “you don’t even like Harry Potter.” @RachelColitz : “Yes I do! I’m a Dumbledorff and you’re a… a what are you again? A Slytherin?”

Me- “@theestallion graduated today” @RachelColitz -“Is that that Christian artist? She’s not the same person as @Meghan_Trainor , is she?” #WAP #WorshipAndPraise

“I guess it was just a PIGMENT of my imagination” -@RachelColitz

@RachelColitz Sell out. You here it here.

@RachelColitz ... you must be talking about your other husband

Imagine getting married and then finding out your spouse argues with strangers on celebrities social media posts 🤮

I’m here today because of the women who came before me.

Congratulations to my friend, President @JoeBiden! This is your time.

Honestly, congratulations to @DrBiden ‘s husband on becoming president.

An iconic room. Simultaneously heart wrenching and beautiful. An image we won’t soon forget. Thank you @AndyKimNJ.

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country. The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not. I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

“Wait how do you retweet people now?” -@RachelColitz I can literally smell our thirties coming.

Woke up and checked Twitter this morning... haven’t seen America so united on an issue in a while. That was embarrassing.

Anyone who ever said women were too irrational and emotional to be president missed that debate.

The stock market is not the same thing as the economy.

@RachelColitz I love that almost every person going on “no mask” rants is a Christian. It speaks to their ignorance. Yelling about how other people’s health isn’t your responsibility is ignorant and possibly the most anti-Christian argument I’ve heard since we last used “God” to start a war.

I cannot justify protecting your freedom over protecting your neighbor. And I cannot understand why most of the people I see doing so, are Christ followers.

I love reading about how WE are overreacting about this whole Coronavirus thing, but maybe you’re so chill because there’s more people in my damn apartment building than your entire county. You chill.

@katieporteroc you’re an American hero.

Holy shit. Katie Porter holds the CDC Director's feet to the fire and gets him to commit to FREE TESTING for coronavirus for ALL AMERICANS. Watch every second of this.

needless to say, i’ve now been disappointing @RachelColitz for over two years. she keeps me around though, and that’s nice.