Ziggy

the three branches of government are tj maxx, marshalls, and homegoods

“happy to hop on a call” i would actually rather join a 14th century monastery

@1980Finance AI Slop

Business dinners in the city

@Annievynamics AI slop

you’re moving to Connecticut? but your hat says New York Or Nowhere?

The L train at 7 in the morning.

I’ll admit, when I was a kid in the 90s I definitely thought that Kid Rock would have less direct involvement with military operations

Every time Trump survives an assassination attempt he enters a kind of zen fugue state where he transcends his usual belligerence and radiates unearthly serenity. "I wasn't worried," he said after this last one. "I understand life. We live in a crazy world." In this photo he looks like the speaker of Yeats's "Lake Isle of Innisfree," gazing dreamily into the respite that awaits him when at last his labor on this earth is done. "Nine bean-rows will I have there, a hive for the honey-bee, And live alone in the bee-loud glade." This usually lasts about a week before he goes back to thundering obscenities at his enemies and wishing hellfire upon them at the merest provocation.

do you think when it happens ppl in nyc will bang pots and pans outside their windows again

This one is gonna be hilarious to me until the day they call my time of death

when a guy on the R train is screaming about killing all white bitches and I’m a white bitch but the next R isn’t for 11 minutes and I get a $10 charge if I’m late for my workout class

I went to Rice to Riches tonight. I have known about this place for 20+ years and it was as strange as I expected. Rice pudding????

without millennial feminism y'all would not be wearing crop tops or leggings to school i can tell you that much.

@flowrmeadow This is so right. I couldn't put my finger on it but you are so right.

can’t explain it but the dream of 2006 is alive in Union Square. iPod touch ahh place

@PolitiBunny The county-issued BC is not acceptable. Try again. You will need the long-form from the state office for any identification purposes. Not all SS replacement cards can be issued by mail. Many require an in-person visit.

For shits and giggles, I decided to see just how hard it would be to replace my birth certificate, Social Security card, AND my marriage license, since Democrats think women are too stupid to figure it out. Here's how it went: 1. Birth certificate: Contacted the health department of the county where I was born. They OVERNIGHTED a certified copy to me the next day - total cost, $14. 2. SS Card: Contacted Social Security on their site. They asked if I was sure I needed the card, since I 'won't likely be asked for it.' I went ahead and got it - took five business days to arrive - total cost, $0. 3. Marriage License: Went to the 'vital docs' site of the county where we were hitched. Filled everything out online, arrived in three days - total cost, $5. It cost less than $20 to obtain all three certified/legal documents, and it took less than five business days to receive them. Note: if I had lived where I was born or married, it would have been a day. Tops. Anyone telling you this is too hard or unfair is lying and hiding the real reason they want to stop Voter ID. I know you guys knew that already... lol

@Emily_Sundberg lobby of the Kimberly Hotel

Where is your favorite fish tank in New York City

What’s up NYC. What are we waiting in line for today?

@p8stie The range of ways that people text is shocking, like language and communication has evolved into so many levels

One thing that’s good about New York City is that you can always get onto the subway and look at what people are doing on their phone

nyc bars seeing how much they can charge for cocktails before someone notices: “what about 29”