Jennifer ‘is freezing’ Bailey

The ants in my kitchen they LOVE panforte

Swinging’ in the backyard Pull up in your fast car Whistling my name

having 2 simple tasks to complete on a winter day: to be dragged outside twice…into the bitter cold….my fragile constitution can’t bear this torture having 13 errands across the city on a sunny spring day: i love being part of the world & i’m going to stop for an iced latte

unironically on my wishlist

@DILFBAlT Imagine being c. 60 and this is your job

this was kind of a hilariously divalicious photograph for them to use in ALL press for at least 18 months back in 2023

@DILFBAlT Pic doesn’t reveal that the dogs were likely out

jarvis cocker STUNS in a beautiful male knitwear moment

i’ve spoken

Tuesdays are the worst so here is the funniest video of all time

the only 2 people on earth who TRULY match each others freak and i mean the ONLY PEOPLE are alex and simon from RHONY

am I allowed to bring this up again

You took my sadness out of context

he looks like some kids found him in a river

Me explaining that there must have been a secret St John booking link, and that the whole thing was a con all along

dvd butter

@mxwfx It’s not naive (in the UK). They have almond and chilli versions, etc. The more prosaic version is the cheese oatcake

In principle there’s no reason a cookie can’t be savory. Structurally (minus sugar) it possesses all the elements necessary to carry eg cheese or olives etc. But no such treat exists. Or is query naive?

@hourlyjarvis Mackey had a disease and it was looking hot under the most unlikely circumstances

@imwithpulp @therealnickbank @hatandbeardbks @welovepulp JC in denim cutoffs and Russell w no trousers? Rare

The glamorous life on tour. Pulp in the dressing room of Birmingham Hibernian on 26 May 1992. I was tour manager at the time, but already playing stylophone on O.U. (and maybe She's a Lady). Order "I'm With Pulp, Are You?" linktr.ee/imwithpulp #imwithpulpareyou #notinthebook

There's a keychain too 💀

I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there