Shane Jepson

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@RateMyTakeaway Tinned tomatoes

Breakfast Box delivered to the office for £10 - what’s missing?

@ClassicAdvertz @woodg31 They then changed the recipe 🤦

What’s beating a Cadbury’s Caramel? Top tier chocolate, 1980’s

@SkySportsBoxing @SkySportsNews Dana 💰

@EPLBible She’s trying to trade on her gender and ethnicity rather than her talent…..

Eni Aluko is at it again… 🤦‍♂️

@mchooyah Put the beer down Bob

So, Europeans are saying they will fight and die for Greenland. I’m calling bullshit. You’re not even defending your own neighborhoods…

@RealTimVine You need a scratch card to do it

Anyone else not been able to top up their Nokia for about the last 24 hours with EE?

@jakepaul @Carl_Froch

Okay fuck if Deji rematch Let’s give the people what they want

@foolshorses_ @FoolsBricks RIP

So sad to write this😪: Patrick Murray aka the one only Mickey Pearce has sadly passed away, our condolences to friends and family, may you rest in peace legend🫶 #onlyfoolsandhorses #ofah #comedy #legend

Charlie Kirk 🙏

Drumröhl, please… 🥁

@ALANMYERSMEDIA @Everton

As always, looked after incredibly well by ⁦@Everton⁩ on #TDD Classy Club! 💙

"Announce Dibling?" ✍

Incoming call... 📞

@khamenei_ir I remember my first beer

The US incited and assisted the Zionist regime to attack Iran and finish it off. They had no idea that Iran in response would strike such a powerful blow that it would make them regret.

@Everton @pepsi Can I have a coke…..is Pepsi ok?

We are proud to confirm @Pepsi MAX as a Founding Partner of Hill Dickinson Stadium. 🤝🏟️

@JohnBarnesnum10 @lfc_nino Tell ya mum I’m busy

@Jepsonisatwit @lfc_nino Get yourself a blowjob son, you need one.

To the absolute whopper who decided to racially abuse a player. You are no fan of ours.. you let yourself down.. the club down.. I hope you get a lifetime ban and a criminal record. You should never be able to set foot in a sporting stadium again.

@Hammond73Kristy @Ruhuligan @JohnBarnesnum10 @lfc_nino Would she have a carer with her if she went to a football match or would she travel alone

@Ruhuligan @JohnBarnesnum10 @lfc_nino @Jepsonisatwit not defending, he’s pointing out that there may be mental capacity issues. I have a sister with this sort of issue. She often says things that, to anyone with full capacity, would be considered inappropriate or offensive but that is not how she means it.

@JohnBarnesnum10 @lfc_nino Not like a Liverpool fan to verbally attack someone