Jericho Josh

@harukaawake Sublime. Heavenly. Arigato gozaimasu.

🇯🇵🌸 This is a beautiful 25-string koto performance under blooming cherry blossoms. Thank you everyone for the positive vibes about Japan lately. We appreciate it!

Cancel all tariffs on Japan and mail everyone a Green Card.

@trishoncivics @HeathMayo Trump has never claimed to speak for the Christian faith. Do you even know what that word means "Trish"?

@JerichoJosh1 @HeathMayo lemme guess, you voted the MAGA blasphemer 3 times.

Never bet on character in the GOP. It’s a liability. The only thing that matters is blind loyalty. Vote Talarico, folks. You have to teach them a lesson. People like Paxton use the “R” to take the votes of decent people for granted. Prove them wrong and dump him.

@CaptainKirk666 @alphafox The obscurity of your exception only proves the rule. I never said that it was a perfect explanation, but falling all the way back to "hot air balloon" shows how good of an explanation it actually is.

@JerichoJosh1 @alphafox Okay, I stand up in an hot air balloon but I’m in it

If you stop and think about it, it really doesn't make any sense. 😵‍💫

To my American friends, I want to speak from the heart, because this moment truly moved me as a Japanese citizen. When President Trump made that Pearl Harbor joke, it wasn’t just humor to us. It felt like a weight I’d carried my whole life was suddenly lifted. My chest tightened, and honestly, tears came close. For 80 long years, we Japanese have lived under a heavy shadow — the constant expectation to apologize, to reflect, to stay in “guilt mode.” Even though we’re the closest of allies, that old wound never fully healed. We felt bound by the past, by the Constitution America helped write for us, always a little smaller, always needing to prove we were sorry enough. But in that single joke, Trump did something powerful. He turned a painful history into a shared laugh between equals. It was like he was saying: “Hey, it was a long time ago. We’re good. Let’s move forward — as brothers.” No more endless atonement. No more living in the shadow of being the “former enemy.” The curse broke. Japan feels free to stand tall again. Right now, cherry blossoms are blooming beautifully all across Japan. 🌸 This spring, the sakura feels like a perfect symbol — a fresh beginning. Not two nations stuck in old roles, but true equals, proud brothers, shoulder to shoulder, ready to build the future together. To the American people: We don’t want to be subordinates forever. We want to be your real partners — strong, proud, and loyal. The kind of allies who ride or die together. Thank you, Mr. President. Thank you, America. The strongest alliance in the world is rising again — as equals, as brothers, forever. #PhoenixRising 🇯🇵🤝🇺🇸🌸

@CaptainKirk666 @alphafox But you CAN stand up.

@JerichoJosh1 @alphafox I sit on a bike but I‘m on it

🇺🇸🇯🇵 Everyone in Japan knows "Take Me Home, Country Roads" by John Denver. We cover it all the time so I hope our American friends can appreciate it.

@TheOnlyDSC Probably Sugar Land, TX

Costco has opened their first store in New Delhi! Just kidding, this was filmed at a Costco in Texas.

HAPPENING NOW: A MASSIVE crowd has gathered in Boston, MA for a No Kings Day protest against convicted felon Donald Trump and his corrupt regime

Demonstrators in Houston's 'No Kings' protest carried a giant U.S. Constitution through downtown streets. This protest was one of several held in the Houston area and thousands nationwide. khou.com/article/life/l…

@Strangeland_Elf *Laughs in Boromir*

*calls Tolkien a weak thinker* *has this take*

So basically: a) ICE deploys somewhere b) TSA lines plummet c) Traffic vanishes d) ERs clear out e) Construction sites are ghost towns f) Class sizes shrink ...and we're still supposed to believe there are only 11 million illegal aliens in the country?!

@cb_doge Hey @grok, please explain the concept of a "mass driver" to me.

ELON MUSK: SpaceX will build a mass driver on the moon. "If you want to go beyond a mere terawatt per year, you have to go to the moon. So by having factories on the moon, building AI satellites and having a mass driver, which is the kind of thing you really need to learn about in read about in science fiction, but we're going to make it real. We're actually going to have a mass driver on the moon. And if you do that, you can go several orders of magnitude greater. You can go to 1000 gigawatts or more per year, and ultimately get to maybe a millionth, and then a 1,000th and maybe even a few percent of the sun's energy. I really want to see the mass driver on the moon that is shooting AI satellites into deep space just go like just one after the other. I can't imagine anything more epic than a mass driver on the moon and a self sustaining city on the moon, and then going beyond the moon to Mars, going throughout our solar system, and ultimately, being out there among the stars and visiting all these star systems, maybe we'll meet aliens. Maybe we'll meet see some civilizations that lasted for millions of years, and we'll find the remnants of ancient alien civilizations. But the only way we're going to do that, do that, do that is if we go out there and we explore, and this is the path to making it happen."

Notice how he capitalizes "Black" but not "white."

@todayyearsold Bad demo. #1 Those plants are root-bound and need to be loosened up. #2 Not packing the soil around the root balls will cause poor soil contact. #3 That top layer of soil is too loose. In two weeks the tops of the root balls will be visible because of settling/eropsion.

We’ve been overcomplicating planting flowers for YEARS

Sh*t... I hope not, but he might be right.