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⚠️ WOLVERHAMPTON CANAL ATTACK Police have launched an urgent appeal after a woman was sexually assaulted in broad daylight near a canal in Wolverhampton on Sunday afternoon [24th May]. The attack happened near Fox’s Lane at around 3:15pm, with police later cordoning off the Birmingham Main Line Canal while forensic enquiries were carried out. Officers are appealing for witnesses to come forward - but no suspect description reported. How are people supposed to come forward with info when they don't know who they're looking for?

Man ROBBED An 18-Year Old Girl Then PUNCHED 👊🏾 Her In The Face With KNUCKLE DUSTERS, Because She Didnt KISS Him??? 🤢🤮 He Lives In Croydon… Community, We Need You To Find Out His Details 🤬🤬

I love this so much. What a refreshing change from the inflated lips, paralysed foreheads and botox at 25👏 👏 👏 👏 #RachelWard

@PalestineM12 @triffic_stuff_ Are you paying for it? Twaddle

@triffic_stuff_ It's legal under British law to have a Mistress, shag a prostitue, have white parties that share husbands and wives? Doggie dens, list is endless... Do not teach us morality when you have none.

DISGRACE: Foreign men with multiple wives are milking British taxpayers for EXTRA cash on every wife AND Starmer’s Labour just INCREASED it! 🤬 Katie Lam has exposed the scandal: each additional wife gets an extra £119.50 a week in pension allowance. Now this government is hiking it by nearly 5% to £125+. Hard-working Brits are grafting like c*nts, paying taxes through the nose, just so we can subsidise polygamous marriages that are ILLEGAL in Britain! This is a total betrayal. Polygamy has been banned here since 1604. We should NOT be making special allowances for imported cultural practices and handing out our money like sweets. Ban it NOW. No more extra wives, no more extra benefits. Stop this sh*t immediately!

@joannaccherry This Kirsten Oswald?

Brilliant 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🎯😂

@history99917180 ❤️

Chilling with big Dave.

They always find each other.

@JuliaHB1 His little head just doesn’t get it,

Wow. He went there. He really went there.

@johnandi I wouldn’t trust you to use a camera backwards.

Years into the future, people will want PMs to be like Keir Starmer and Mark Carney. Trust me on this.

@Heccles94 This would happen

@tristar_au You’re a twat

My 8 year old told me today "Did you know McDonalds supports Israel?" I said "Yes. How did you find that out?" She said one of her friends at school told her. She said "I don't want to go to McDonalds anymore" Proud of her

@cassiemoans_ Women feel afraid when they are in a confined space with a disordered man. Our urge is to escape without antagonising him. If you were a woman you’d know that to be true.

@Mazclin @ZoeNope It’s the static from his giant trainers when he walked on his nylon carpet.

I shouldn’t laugh but……🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@eNeecie Every other day a new motorhome appears in my mother-in-law's drive and Neil hands me another bucket full of jewellery and cosmetics. I can only assume he's got himself a part time job I'm too busy to ask about.

@NoContextBrits Funny feet?

Whoever invented these was a freak.