Jerry Mooney 🥥🌴

@RoguePOTUSStaff 😂

Apparently he sees himself as some sort of Captain James T Kangaroo.

@MbarkCherguia Kung Fudge

Wrong answers only: What is the name of this fighting style?

President Trump on the most significant specific deliverable that came out of his meeting President Xi in China: I think the most important thing is relationship.

@davidicke Manchurian Cantaloupe

In other words ... Trump doing the job that he was installed by the Cult to do. He doesn't even have to know that he's doing it. Just being Trump is enough. The centre of global power is moving east.

@treeaston @toJamesConnor 😂

I would like to speak with the arc of the moral universe’s manager.

@LanceZierlein Use lists

I remember in the golden age of twitter when I could open the app, read comments from people I followed, respected, or was intrested in. We would have nuanced conversations about sports & support each other's work. Now I open the app & I'm inundated with "Chud the Builder" videos

@JenGriffinFNC "We have always been at war with Eurasia"

NEW: US military just carried out strikes on Iran’s Qeshm Port and Bandar Abbas: Senior US official tells me, but this is NOT a restarting of the war. MORE

@MbarkCherguia Catnip is a hell of a drug

What's he need money for? (Wrong answers only)

@TrumpDailyPosts Orwell!!!

𝗗𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗱 𝗝. 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗣𝗼𝘀𝘁𝘀 𝗠𝗲𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗦𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 - 𝟬𝟯:𝟱𝟮 𝗣𝗠 𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝟬𝟱.𝟬𝟱.𝟮𝟲 President Trump posts new name and logo for ICE

@SlenderSherbet White Rabbit, obvs

🎶"I can feel it, coming in the hare tonight"🎶

@greendragonhq @AmberWoods100 Maybe if the emails were written with seashells they’d be taken seriously

Reminder: There is not a single person on earth mentioned more times in the Epstein files than Donald Trump. He is mentioned in more emails and correspondences than Ghislaine Maxwell.

Hear me out, release the Epstein files written with seashells…

@keithedwards Glad I could help

i have no idea what laura loomer actually looks like

@acnewsitics This is why we need a ballroom

I was at a restaurant and the cook yelled "86 to soup special" and I cried my eyes out at the violence of that moment. Believe me.

My comp for Malik Benson is if Nelson Agholar could catch.

@samwarren83 Frees up $8 million in cap space. No?

Our quick reaction to the Raiders sending 2023 first-round pick Tyree Wilson to New Orleans after three seasons. nytimes.com/athletic/72294…