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@JoJoFromJerz Don’t forget about the Russian asset and Director of National Intelligence!

Y’all made a felon rapist president and a sex trafficker Attorney General. Great fucking job. A+.

Should I just sign my Social Security over to Elon now?

The darkest of times. Come on people, we are better than this.

@DecodingFoxNews The secret sauce to this has always been convincing impoverished white people that "you're not poor, you're disadvantaged by liberal policy" and therefore "what's good for rich people will be good for you!". It's madness.

Another fun fact about Gen X. Many of us grew up with 12 solid years of Republican worship of landslide wins for Reagan. People bought the kool-aid in terms of supply side economics, deregulation, free trade, lower taxes for the wealthy. We were just kids at the time.

Perhaps it’s time to rethink my #wapo subscription. LOL

Is it at all appropriate for the highest earner ever of US tax payer dollars to campaign with a presidential candidate?

@JoJoFromJerz Married to the Slob

What should Melania’s memoir be called?

@Out5p0ken Turds of a Feather

Name this tune

@DannyAndDusty @1080TheFAN A TV deal that allows fans to watch some games.

What are you most interested in down the stretch with the Blazers?

Expand the court.

@JoJoFromJerz This must be why she was so able to easily recognize the covert usage of Jewish-Space-Lasers?

What does Marge think PhD means?

@BBKogan @chrislhayes This goes for all government spending. Spend like drunken sailors under an R pres, blow up the deficit. Blame next D pres for ‘reckless spending’.

If you look at stimulus packages, you notice this pattern. Bipartisan support when there’s a Republican president, but only Dem support when there’s a Dem president. Bipartisan support under Bush Almost no Rs under Obama Bipartisan support under Trump No support under Biden

@JoJoFromJerz @atrupar These are underrated AF.

@atrupar I’ll put these up against any (non-dark chocolate) candy bar out there.

my kids took home tons of candy on Halloween so I've been doing some of my own research, and I really don't think there's a candy bar better than Snickers. I'll listen to arguments that some are as good, but it's definitely top tier.

@EdKrassen Looks like a brave vision of the future. From 1983.

The Cybertruck is here... Kinda. What do you think of the new Tesla vehicle? Personally I get the same feeling I get when I think about the original DeLorean. I'm strongly considering getting one, but I'm so far back on the wait list that it will probably take me a couple more years, and in the meantime I will need something else first.

Public service announcement: Japanese Barbecue Sauce from Costco is freaking delicious.

@joncoopertweets @nathaliejacoby1 @nytimes Wow! That’s almost as bad as wearing a tan suit!!! He should be more classy and wear a 4’ tie!

🚨🚨MAJOR BREAKING: The @nytimes has reported that when President Biden boarded Air Force One as he departed for London this morning, he was NOT wearing socks with his sneakers. To be fair, there are conflicting reports that Biden may actually have been wearing NO-SHOW socks. 🧦 More in thread below as details emerge. 👇🧵

@allthebestword1 Oregon

The next president not named Joe will be named Gavin. It’ll be in like 5 years.

@sabrinaesaquino But I might need one of those sometime next year!

Sometimes you just need to close all tabs

@DecodingFoxNews Interesting to me that the same folks concerned about lower birth rates also want to eliminate the social safety net for seniors.

Will Cain calls people who don't want children selfish then laments on the state of the country as birth rates fall. There's an easy solution to the falling birth rate - immigration. Brith rates in Africa, parts of Asia and South and Central America are much higher.