Jessie Zuniga

Is it a good mood or is it a strong coffee?

Just ordered carry-out instead of delivery. Is this exercise? Am I working out?

@samichcollins Are you going to have sauce trio at your wedding?

@JesZuniga you’re the queen of condiments and I’m the condiment queen. This is like you’re UNC and I’m NC state. I couldn’t decide which state to use as example here.

Congrats to my seasonal depression, it's been hired on full-time.

$600 stimulus...It's just like the men of this country to think that something so small could be so stimulating.

@JesZuniga Same but I guess in a sense it’s always coming

Anytime I feel like I’m acting like a bitch, I ask my self “omg is my pd coming” and 23 out of 28 days the answer is no.

Just tell Trump he can be president of the United States Total Landscaping

@The_Real_JZ_ Yo. What. The. Fuck.

@LastNameDawson @killermerch @chrisdelia @tolbintime Cus bags

No Dents Holiday Sweater by @chrisdelia 💰💰#killermerch #chrisdelia #nodents #babies // store.chrisdelia.com

♥️ snacks ♥️

"And my pet peeve is saying 'I'm sorry'" -C-Zar/spirit animal @nickkroll

Still open to starring in this documentary

💀😭 whyyyyyy twitter.com/firefire100/st…

@LastNameDawson @little__tunny Bubbaroo Bubberooney Dextah woo Wextah

below please tell me your pet's name, and the bastardizations you call them instead. We all do this and I love it. EXAMPLE: Name: GOOP but I call him: -Gooby -Goopert -Gungo -Gungus ("there's a gungus among us" is often said under my breath when he enters a room) -Glim Glom

This show is too special to just let go without a fight. It is in times like these (struggles to stand from couch) ...that we must (farts) ...excuse me. #APBio #BingeBioOnHulu vanityfair.com/hollywood/2019…

@Death_to_Doce Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa 😍

Roy Rogers has a gold rush chicken biscuit?! 😳👀

@LastNameDawson It me.

Everyone who wants @gordonramsay on the show just needs to sign a petition because he refuses to sit down against the WINGS OF DEATH. 🔥 RT to virtually sign.

🔥🔥🔥🔥my boy