Sarah

about once every 4 months i get hungry and convince myself there’s no way chipotle can just be permanently bad now and i’m wrong every time

we need to open the oscar nominations back up, i need more of her

TALK UR SHIT !!!

My 3-year-old said she wished we had a pet. I reminded her we have a dog and wow the genuine surprise on her face as it dawned on her that our dog is a pet and not just some other guy who lives here.

cicadas must have a great PR guy because every single year i hear how this is the first year in centuries they’re doing some bullshit

@theheatherhogan Brother. B&w toner only

Does anybody have a recommendation for a printer that just, like, works? I don't want to join an ink club, I don't want to have to be connected to some Big Brother software that monitors my usage, I don't want to reboot and reinstall everything everyday. I JUST WANT TO PRINT.

@SBMPediatrics This is what I did! Worked x2!

But what a mom who wants to ultimately breastfeed offers a small amount of formula, half an ounce for example, maybe 20cc, so baby sleeps for an hour or two so she can sleep? Baby will wake up hungry and ready to breastfeed. What if mom does this occasionally until milk is in?

Breastfeeding promotion often ignores the health, both physical and mental, of the women doing the breastfeeding. Even organizations like the AAP are guilt of this. Need an example? No problem, just keep reading this thread.

@shareenpathak Yep

so parents just… get a terrible night(s) of sleep and go about their day?

It saddens me to know that somewhere in America, right at this very minute, a well-meaning person is being hornswaggled by a recipe for some ginger-mandarin cranberry compote nonsense when the perfect cranberry sauce already exists and can’t be topped.

The red line is when Republicans ended the national assault weapons ban.

“oh no what if i act odd at the social engagement” my darling … what if you don’t ?

why drive 10 minutes for food when i can order doordash for $900

i am NOT embarrassed by my feelings!!!! i AM embarrassed by what they make me say and do

parenting is REALLY hard, but I think the biggest hardship I’ve faced yet is that I haven’t been able to see the Barbie movie yet

if you actually watch the tiktoks about girl dinner, it’s not about eating less food. it’s about your food not looking like a traditional meal because it’s something that you scrounged up so you wouldn’t have to cook. ppl are being insane.