Jess the Sassy Swede 💁🏼

@ManOSimplicity Forsure

@davetango Awww yay!!! Your dad seems like one of the best!

Less than an hour until a brand new #GhostNation! Special guest - my dad, Papa Tango!

@ManOSimplicity Ditto

@CrisMtzgr Nope

@ManOSimplicity Only counts if you know how I like my coffee

@ManOSimplicity Looks great!

@ManOSimplicity Hey I am just not on it much don't take it personally! Send me more and maybe I will reply.

@CrisMtzgr Brains are the one thing that working for me right now. I prefer brains anyway

Good Morning!! “Tits and Ass” are played out, show me your brain

I just love how original everyone is...and bitter and angry and vicious. It is so refreshing to see so many people's true colors. Election years give me the chance every four years to reevaluate who I truly feel is safe to have in my life.

So many people wishing death upon others...it is so disgusting. How would you feel if someone wished that upon you? Or someone you care about? Stop spreading the hate. So many of you spew of your need for love and understanding but ooze so much ill will towards fellow man.

@ManOSimplicity Depends on if you're a nice guy on top of it all, which you seem to be.

This kid 😍 so thankful for our Molly Mutt seat cover in Rocket Man because he is like a walking Pig Pen! #dogsoftwitter #miniaussie #puppylife

Everyday, then I see my options on what is out there to date and I am good.

@SarahEMC2 Exhausted and from Michigan

@son_of_isaac Thank you!

@Jesea How did I miss this? Congrats on the new job.

So exhausted, first day at the new job, love it...but pooped after running around this pup. #newjob #exhausted #dogtired

@c_earnhart I always joke I have the 3Bs, blonde, brains and boobs

@c_earnhart They really are.

Today was amazing, I didn't realize how a job change could make things so much better in life.

@ManOSimplicity I read Bonfires and Chili and I was all excited for a moment.

@FunkyBroMedina 12 yrs