Jess Goldsworthy

@TKMaxx_UK please can you advise if your website is having issues? I’m stuck in the ‘place order’ stage.

📢 Hi folks, has anyone seen Alfred? He went missing yesterday and was last seen travelling between East Croydon and Littlehampton. His owner misses him very much and is hoping we can help reunite them as soon as possible. Alfred may be sleeping inside a black Adidas holdall.

Again, shocking service from @British_Airways. Bike baggage not loaded onto flight on Wednesday from Gatwick & still, 2 days later, not arrived. Useless updates from the teams on the phone, really disappointing!

@British_Airways you should reconsider offering accommodation at Hotel Zena DC as part of your flights+hotel packages... poor cleanliness, rude/unknowledgable staff & dangerous location. Extremely disappointed!!

I lost it and started laughing so hard I was wheezing, and crying. The SPLOOSH when the cat hits the water is the best thing xD "Nice, Ron"

I have a boyfriend who asked me to sit in the back of the car, so the chinese could sit on the heated seats in the front to keep warm. Tbh am no even mad, got to prioritise

#MyFitnessPal is down... Does that mean my calories don’t count today? Like during the holidays? #MondayMotivaton

How can you not love dogs 😂😍

This is... wonderful.

@AdamFarquharson Shame she didn’t sing less really... 🤦🏽‍♀️

@JessAGolds Cheryl only sang 40% of her ‘song’ too 👀

The ‘unexpected star of the show’ should have taken Cheryl Tweedy’s space on #MichaelMcInyresBigShow. Incredible voice 🌟🎤

Dammit Leicester - ruining any birthday plans I might have wanted 😂

London isn't a dream when you can't afford to live there 😔💭

Amsterdam has been beautiful, but I'm ready now to come home and sort everything out at home 🏡💕 #RealLife

It's not everyday that you get lasso'd by a gay shark #Amsterdam

All I wish to do today is catch Pokemon, but no... #serversdown 😖

Chinese takeaways do the best chips 😍

So claustrophobic 👎🏼

@tesco Express Warminster should teach certain members of their staff some manners! Doesn't cost anything to be nice!

Wales!!!!!!!! 👊👊👊👊