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@elonmusk Just wondering how many people have something xxx in their search history on their browser that might show up by accident 🤷🏼‍♀️

@ElonMuskAOC No

Do you like the new X app logo?

@9NewsQueensland Charles Darwin would be proud 👀

Two women have each been fined $2,300 by wildlife authorities for dangerously interacting with dingoes on K'gari, after #9News exposed the acts and tip-offs from members of the public. DETAILS: nine.social/gWL #9News

@MailOnline I was told this 6 years ago by an ENT Dr. Not sure why the rest of the world has only just put 2+2 together?

Oral sex is fueling an 'epidemic' of throat cancers trib.al/0ZQVLg0

@MailOnline An egg?

Doctors try to fish out bizarre object from teen's intestine after he shoved it in his anus trib.al/344K1uk

@TheVampsband We were lucky enough to be there, waving our animal teddy that’s travelled all over the UK. Thank you for coming to Australia again. We weren’t sure if we’d ever see you live after we moved from the UK in 2020. #brisvegas

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@TheVampsTristan We moved to Brisbane from Wales, UK in 2020. We took our daughter to see you every tour until then from the O2 London to the sports club in Newport. Cardiff, Birmingham, you name it. It’s awesome we get to see you again here in our new home! Enjoy QLD ☀️

@iGas2 Me too. Glad it’s not just me.

Anyone else having problems with NAB App just now?

@NAB Is the app down??

@Pandamoanimum That is mint!

The final dance in Dirty Dancing, but they’re dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune.

@TransLinkSEQ my daughter got left by the side of the road again because your bus drivers just ignore her standing there. Is it a game or what? She’s now probably going to be late for uni.

@gracextwo Wishing you both a speedy recovery!

👋 As you may have heard at the Premier’s press conference this morning, Michael and I have tested positive for COVID-19.   I am following the isolation rules and will be working from home this week, focussing on our back to school plan.

@vaxthenationau Hi. I don’t think your account settings allow incoming messages. Thank you though 😁

@JessBWT We love this 🙌 🤍 send us a DM to claim your prize

@tedcruz Please don’t ever suggest Australia is like Texas. That is all.

I love the Aussies. Their history of rugged independence is legendary; I’ve always said Australia is the Texas of the Pacific. The Covid tyranny of their current government is disgraceful & sad. Individual liberty matters. I stand with the people of #Australia

@vaxthenationau #WhenThisIsOver We are looking forward to going to music festivals again! Not been to one as a family since 2019 (when we lived in the UK), we used to go to at least 1 per year. Our time to let loose and have fun, like Disneyland for music lovers!

@maskedsinger_au Christian O’Connell…His Dad is Irish, his radio show is named after him. From the UK, went to uni. Moved around a lot to work on different radio stations. Lives in Melbourne.

We swear we recognise this voice!! WHO IS THIS? #MaskedSingerAU

@TMRQld how do I discuss a the cycle of traffic lights with someone? I tried the number listed online and it gave me lots of traffic information.

@VodafoneAU No signal since approx 22:30 Monday 26/04/21, unable to make calls in 4305. Checked for scheduled work, turned phone off etc but nothing.

@VodafoneAU If only my data was working I could have found this out hours ago! So not good when you have codes sent to your phone but you can’t access them 🤦🏼‍♀️

We are aware of an issue impacting 4G services nationwide. Data services may be falling back to 3G intermittently, causing congestion and slower speeds. We are working to resolve this issue ASAP. We apologise for the inconvenience and thank customers for their patience.

@crocfanpage I wanted to hate this tweet but it’s true. I’ve been married to a soldier since 2001, now I’m almost 40 I don’t really feel like my 20s were a waste but at the time I felt I something in my life was missing 😂 like fun, alcohol, nights out, pre baby body, my husband??