Jessica Fitzpatrick-Howard

My mums called me to talk to be about this bloody corrie and emmerdale crossover and I just shouted “I’D RATHER BE IN MASS”

At this point, no one can convince me otherwise that Sheffield United are just avoiding to pay Wilder’s annual leave 😂

Home sweet home ❤️❤️

Job market so bad I thought I’d ask @Disney if they’d be interested in reviving the live action Tangled project; starring me andy 37’’ hair

Who reckons there’s betting odds on any contestants on next year’s apprentice using ai in their business proposals?

Filming outside Hoxton Station

Entirety of Newington Green Roads been closed for unknown reasons

Just walked past @LoveisBlindShow filming in Shoreditch of all places 👀

Two games in the the premier league and two failed bicycle kicks from arsenal😭

Thank you @WaterstonesPicc for hosting @RebeccaFKuang and @say_shannon for the start of the Katabasis signing! Had such a great time and learned so much!

Think should be a UK tour not London exclusive. Something tells me Friday is gonna be hectic for ticket purchases 🥲

A bird just shat on me, is this a sign of good luck in my job hunt or that I should end it?

Hear me out: if you are depressed and don’t want to be prescribed free football tickets, can the NHS fund and prescribe free Wimbledon tickets? Theres the added bonus of it being a “suicide preventing measure” 🤔 just saying 🤷‍♀️

@BELOVASHAWKEYE @djrtyhandss Can you potentially share a link with me? I keep seeing it get deleted every so often :(

@djrtyhandss YAYY ENJOY (maybe i shouldn’t be saying enjoy because… you know)

does anyone have a link for next to normal by any chance?🥹

Guys amber rose has make up on why do all the guys keep saying “put the steamer to your face” are they dim?? #TheApprentice

Accidentally just assumed that there was going to be an early queue at the rizzle kicks concert at Kentish Town tonight 🙈

Dalston junctions been cornered off due to an uber driver biker accident

Spotted these outside UCLH

Some brilliant stickers I’ve found around Hackney this week. I will most likely be making this a thread lol

*at the gym* Me: (struggles to do exercise) My boyfriend : (hopefully) “you are a strong and capable man” (quoting Collin in ted lasso) Me: I am Collin… the caterpillar (dies 💀)

@AlisonEarle8 Sure thing!

@JessElizaFitz Hi there, would you mind if we use this image on BBC London with an onscreen credit to you? Many thanks, Alison

Car crash involving a police car on Kingsland High Street