jess ⚡️

walking around the house after my shower and accidentally created shadow art 🖤

@mdrizzy22 they took like 2 weeks to get to me but it was soooo worth the wait! ❤️

@JessNoFace I just looked online to see where they’re sold (not in California) and he’s pausing online ordering bc he’s had to upgrade production and processing 🥹🙌🏼 Kind of annoyed though bc I want to order them now so I can support him lol

reading the back of my pretzels bag and crying

@MichaelAdesso that line KILLED me. you won’t regret it though the pretzels are incredible ☺️

@JessNoFace Mannn that line about people not laughing at him or making him not feel good enough got me in the feels for sure. Also got me running to the internet to buy some bags

@SkiSkiGodDamn they’re genuinely amazing, I got the garlic ranch flavor and i’ve basically eaten the whole bag already lmao. you can tell that he’s actually making the pretzels himself too, they have a different texture than most pretzels i’ve had :)

@JessNoFace Us autistic people are so detailed and open, we’re awesome. How’s the pretzels tho? Usually anything outside of freshly made at Wetzels or Auntie Anne’s are super ass…

@Patrick33499954 and they are literally the best pretzels i’ve ever had too 😭

@JessNoFace This is awesome.❤️

@iloveOxtails @KCvtec99 my bad

@JessNoFace @KCvtec99 Chill twin

there’s something beautiful about a pink handprint on a nice ass cheek. art that makes you feel. that’s the truest form of art.

@JD95289 at some point yeah probably

@JessNoFace Do we get to see the masterpiece??

@Throwitawalvog I am just the canvas 😌

@JessNoFace Sounds like we have an art connoisseur here

@KCvtec99 technically it can be ‘painted’ in two different ways too 🤔 art with depth

@JessNoFace painting a masterpiece 🍑👋

@JessNoFace Oh but they can OTA’s are coming up.

the chargers can’t hurt me in may 👍

@mibpj2 THAT WAS IN MAY?? wow there really is no sacred month (except february because they’re never playing by then heyooo)

@JessNoFace We both know thats not true

@needherbert I only start worrying when training camp starts. may and june are peaceful months!

@JessNoFace That’s what we said last offseason…

@jjgrace1969 I love going to a ball game but I truly just can’t enjoy watching baseball on tv lmao

@JessNoFace ...but the NFL can keep feeding you information to try to stay relevant and in the news cycle no matter what. I didn't need to know that Tennessee was getting a Super Bowl, but now I do. Switch to baseball, it's a daily battle with a thousand paper cuts.

@JD95289 not worried about it personally

@JessNoFace Heard that Herbert has been absent from volunteer off-season workout today.

@SuperStinks sweet thanks

@JessNoFace Okay fine you can child trap me

@D_TrailerManiaX @Tljefferson23 @chargers ok yeah nevermind this is definitely a bot using an out of date AI model lmao. guess I got baited

@Tljefferson23 @JessNoFace @chargers @Tljefferson23 Respectfully Tony, you were a scouting intern/practice squad body last year and played 0 active regular season snaps. I love the energy, but you guys are gaslighting the whole timeline right now 😭💀

@JessNoFace @D_TrailerManiaX @chargers W Jess ong