jess ⚡️

walking around the house after my shower and accidentally created shadow art 🖤

@JessNoFace I wish I was that snorkel and you were sucking on me to breathe 🥲

sea turtles hate to see me coming

@JoBrahzz a bit slow off the ball according to my scouting reports

@JessNoFace Can the turtles play guard

@Envyx_69 seen a ton! some eels and stuff too :)

@JessNoFace See any ?

@galvertez the funny thing is I actually had to stop people from touching them i’m really their greatest defender 😭

@JessNoFace i thought your gopro was a hammer before i zoomed in and for a brief second i thought this was a way different post than it is

@DuceOwen even weirder actually, no time to explain

@JessNoFace It's not something weird like enteral ventilation is it?

@DuceOwen it’s a challenge but I make it work

@JessNoFace How do you snorkel without a face?

@GreatWhite85 they look like little water cows when they’re munching on sea grass at the bottom lol

@JessNoFace 🐢

@SoBajaBlasted @BuckeyeBackup

@JessNoFace @BuckeyeBackup Introduce this man to Bradley Bozeman if he likes it stinky .

walking around the house after my shower and accidentally created shadow art 🖤

@Wammyxo UGGGHHH don’t remind me 😭 (but thank you lmao)

@JessNoFace You’re in better shape than the chargers 😩

@amatorsarcasmi thank you I was actually very proud of this lol

@BuckeyeBackup noted

@JessNoFace Don’t take too many showers I like it stinky

@SkiSkiGodDamn might be the most artistic thirst trap i’ve posted tbh

@JessNoFace Oh myyy, like a seductive ass paining, frame that shit…

@PaulWesling no still on vacation, my house never has natural light this good 😭

@JessNoFace Are you back?

@the6thlineman golden hour did all the work for me ☀️

@JessNoFace A beautiful piece of art jess

@RoLLLLLy can’t wait to return from my vacation to some spring weather 😭

@JessNoFace My neighborhood today felt so nice, could hear kids playing, riding bikes. Can’t wait for summer. Good life is outside, just gotta go out there.

one of those tweets that makes you realize that a lot of people on here genuinely never go outside their house

@JoeHortiz even in my town in the middle of nowhere, that’s like an average community event held every other weekend in summer lmao

@JessNoFace Sf on literally any day over 60 degrees

@John_Alannn averaging like 250+ tweets per day 😭

@JessNoFace Their account is approaching 5 years old too what the fuck…