Jess

@Si_A11en @ITV Bore off mate

I told my friends it was you and they didn’t believe me! Thank you for putting my mind at rest 😅

@terrymynott was it you I saw at Sawtry services this afternoon or do you have a doppelgänger? 👀

@emma_finance 🥲

@currys why have you let me sign up to a credit agreement for an item which is apparently out of stock? absolute joke. no human to speak to on the phone, an order number that isn’t recognised on your website and an unhelpful bot in your DMs. guess we’re taking a trip to a store.

@currys order placed and paid £10.99 for delivery today and STILL no delivery details. Your website doesn’t recognise my order number either and you can’t speak to a human on your “help” line. Where is my order pls?

Why would you gamble with a horse's life for fun? #YouBetTheyDie

@Sam_Leavens @ThebestFigen His laugh 😂

@ThebestFigen @Jessdeb94

@Sam_Leavens @historyinmemes 😂😂😂😂

@historyinmemes @Jessdeb94

Ozzy gets furious after his favorite carpet gets ruined

not someone mistaking my husband for dj ashba 💀

@kidbookie THIS

Let your people know you love and care about them often, I am no stranger to expressive love, especially when you know they love you too, love makes the world go round, in all its facets, sometimes I need to remember that too, as much as I believe there is fine line to hate.

Tried to get a cute video of how cuddly Jimi is while I was watching Taskmaster. Watch with sound for a buttholey crescendo. #mainecoonmix #taskmaster

Some of you out there may recall that in 2016 I played an excellent Christmas prank on my long-suffering Dad. It worked a treat.

#imaceleb Nick for prime minister, absolute babe 10/10

EXCLUSIVE 💥 A hardline Nazi, who has called for Sam Smith to be gassed and refers to black people as “c**ns” and “monkeys”, is appearing as a historian on @channel5_tv tonight about the 1928 London floods 🧵1/8

@kidbookie Hahaha ur like hang on wait a sec … yep I’ve done it again

Hahahaha it’s the fact i check my head and can tell I have in fact, cut it open.

Sliced my head at the show

Fred when a traumatised Nella walks back into the camp #ImACeleb

@jonsheaa Underrated tweet

Fred and Nella tonight: #ImACeleb