🏴Jesse Capra 🏴

This whole Charlie Kirk thing has been like a 4th Trump election for me, which is really fuckin scary. Not because I'm losing actual close friends, but because I'm losing friends over saying "violently murdering a man in front of his children over his beliefs is wrong."

@TheEbonyMaw @IterIntellectus @wannabedarko and I saying "gucci." 😭

just heard someone say "mogging" and "-maxxing" unironically at 35yo

So a couple of the younger kids (young adults not literal children) at work have this typical goth e-girl in their friend group who apparently said "whatever I did is working," and I have no idea how I feel about that.

"The world won't even be here in 30 years," is the single funniest thing this man has ever said.

@MrsKonradCurze Flight of the Eisenstein was my first HH book and Garro remains my favorite (with Tarik being a close second) to this day.

@MiddleearthMixr Which company is it, king?

my mom threatened some company that wouldn’t refund her that she would “tell her son to make fun of them on Twitter”

@Thebeardedpew @SpillTheMemes It is for the ones who get to play with it.

@SpillTheMemes This insinuates the federal budget is fun to play with.

My back hurts 😫

Kaceytron spent years being that "dumb bimbo bitch that plays League of Legends," then revealed it was all an act, only to also reveal she's actually even worse.

@spaceshark23 @ManVsMiniatures @probablytired2 Hey don't be talkin' about ma' bois in the 18th like that.

@probablytired2 i didn't know they was salamiggers

Horus Heresy era dangels have so much sauce bros

@spaceshark23 Ngl I don't know Dark Angels lore very well at all. I figured he'd have been dead during the HH.

@JesseCapra0 he is alive

So now that the Dark Angels are reintegrating some of the Fallen I guess we'll be getting a Cypher resculpt and Luther mini soon, right? #MayTheIst #DarkAngelsDay

@spaceshark23 Looks like I'm stopping at Michael's before I head home to grab a new paint pen. 🤣

@JesseCapra0 i think it'd look cool on all the orange armor plates

So I was looking at my very very small Eldar army and am now trying to decide I'd I should do the tiger stripes on all of the orange, or just stick to the helmets...

@ManVsMiniatures Idk who these people are, but I can see blue hair so in fairly certain I'm not a fan.

How the Semi Truck in the oncoming lane looks at me

This psyop to make me like the Paul Brothers is getting to be too much dawg...

@spaceshark23 Got an hour left pray for me 😭

Long day at the Long Day Factory. Time to head home.

@ATFHQ Or you could all fuck off and eat an entire bucket of dicks. 🤷‍♂️

After more than a year of reviewing rules and regulations with input from stakeholders and legal experts, ATF is preparing to release multiple Notices of Proposed Rulemaking and Final Rules. This afternoon, Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche will announce the rollout of a landmark package of 34 proposed and final rules representing the culmination of DOJ’s and ATF’s comprehensive regulatory review conducted pursuant to the direction in Executive Order 14206 “Protecting Second Amendment Rights.” This milestone marks a significant step forward in the Administration’s commitment to regulatory reform and is reflective of ATF’s New Era of Reform launched last year. This event will be available via livestream at justice.gov/live. #NewEra #WeAreATF

@SandyofCthulhu Weebs, man...

There is no objectively "best sword", because a sword needs to be paired with a fighting style in order to work. A weaponsmith at the Texas Ren Faire told me about the time he was at another Ren Faire (not in Texas), and a shirtless guy cosplaying a barbarian (I assume) admired one of the smith's Italianesque schiavonas. He picked it up, and the smith said, "Careful. It's sharp." The faux barbarian said, "Don't worry. I'm an expert." He then immediately started doing Kendo-style katana movies. The smith went to stop him, but it was too late. Faux barbarian slid the schiavona over his shoulder (perfectly safe with a katana) and the double-edged, razor blade left a 6 inch gash in his trapezius.

@spaceshark23 I need to stop using materialist because I never fuckin use robots lmao

The materialist machine hivemind facing off against my spiritualist fanatic human empire in Stellaris