A¢AP Jesse

@Lumberjake6 How do you like a tweet more than once

If you eat too many Travis Scott burgers you’ll probably get sicko mode

@allasyia Costco wedding

can someone PLS plan my wedding thx

A lot of people say I look like Kawhi Leonard

NBA Champion Jeremy Lin!

How can global warming be real if my house is still 67 degrees

@DarienAKoons @TheMurdockle Did, it ain’t my baby any more

@TheMurdockle Didn’t @JesseTheSnake have a hand in it?

Teacher bracket then/now (Except, if Cady Heron taught at MCHS, she’d win because *she pushed Regina in front of the bus)

@elisewilcox8 Get outta here with your bunions

@JesseTheSnake nobody wants your crusty feet pics. You don’t have elite arches like me and Liz

Who’s tryna buy pics of my feet

If your favorite movie isn’t The Princess Bride, then you’re wrong

@gallagher_aidan I was just thinking of you

@JesseTheSnake I hate this and whatever made you think of it.

@Paul_Wall14 @StephKBarlow Please stop yelling

🚨🚨ATTENTION, IT WILL BE JAKE WISTINGHAUSEN & JOSH OETERS LAST CONFERENCE MEET THIS SATURDAY OCTOBER 27TH @ OTTAWA PARK GOLF COURSE IN TOLEDO!! COME SUPPORT THEM AND THE REST OF THE TEAM!!🚀🚨🚨

Crazy how everyone is allergic to gun shots

@HarrisBueller_ Your soul just got a Superbowl dub, let the Bears nab him

My soul needs this

At this point I just wish that my future is stronger than my hairline

@mchscalculus What kind of snacks are we talking?

Freshman: Come to tutoring on Mondays in room 405. We have snacks. Upperclassman: Share with your underclassman friends to come to tutoring.

I’m just tryna grow into one of those old guys that eat at a breakfast place so often that they know everyone there

@crthompson_ Just whisper the pledge to yourself on the way to class

@gallagher_aidan I thought it was our secret bub

Making friends in college is weird. You slowly find out things about their life. “I didn’t know you have siblings, that’s cool.” “Oh, you are from Cincinnati, dope.” “You killed three people when you were 16? That’s chill, you still going out this weekend?”

@Paul_Wall14 @gallagher_aidan @TalbotJax @jakewistinghaus @StephKBarlow Delete this

Best conversation starter! Lol @gallagher_aidan @TalbotJax @jakewistinghaus @StephKBarlow