Jessica Hadwin

8.1K posts

Jessica Hadwin banner
Jessica Hadwin

Jessica Hadwin

@jessicahadwin

Questionable humor and bad jokes are my own and do not reflect the views of my husband. In fact, he tells me daily how unfunny I am.

Katılım Eylül 2011
163 Takip Edilen45.9K Takipçiler
Jessica Hadwin
Jessica Hadwin@jessicahadwin·
We don’t always leave spring break early, but when we do it’s because of a missed cut ✌️
Jessica Hadwin tweet media
English
67
7
1K
144.5K
Tim Gavrich
Tim Gavrich@TimGavrich·
@jessicahadwin Dinner at Hellas or any of the other great Greek restaurants in Tarpon Springs cures all ailments
English
2
0
8
1.9K
Jessica Hadwin
Jessica Hadwin@jessicahadwin·
@mmiraglia12 I’ll have to try that one next time. We got up Nikos and Dimitri’s this time and really enjoyed them!
English
0
0
6
1.3K
Shitlib Destroyer
Shitlib Destroyer@ShitLibDominatr·
@jessicahadwin Damn you gotta be worried about how you’re gonna feed your family once he inevitably can no longer make any money playing a game
English
2
0
1
1.3K
GOLF.com
GOLF.com@GOLF_com·
Last time Adam Hadwin played the Valspar Championship he smashed a sprinkler head and chaos followed.
English
71
59
1.2K
301.9K
Jessica Hadwin
Jessica Hadwin@jessicahadwin·
@Mward2002 Alright! Step one in trying to turn the vibe around this year 🙌 and yes please tell the nearest bar to put it on Adams tab!
English
0
0
2
44
MW
MW@Mward2002·
@jessicahadwin your husband just aced 8. Does it count for free drinks if I told you first?
English
1
0
0
35
Jessica Hadwin
Jessica Hadwin@jessicahadwin·
Had a glass of wine and thought I shot this masterpiece in a Florida mini strip parking lot last night
Jessica Hadwin tweet media
English
14
0
168
11.2K
Jessica Hadwin
Jessica Hadwin@jessicahadwin·
@gradyjoz Actually yes! Lol. We made a stop next door at Coldstone
English
1
0
2
138
Jessica Hadwin
Jessica Hadwin@jessicahadwin·
Yesterday Adam and I did a Q&A at an event, and he was asked what’s the best meal I make. After a prolonged time thinking about it, he proudly said “you know what she’s actually pretty good with a crockpot”. An incredibly kind way to have said “she can’t cook”
English
28
2
723
45.6K
adam hadwin
adam hadwin@ahadwingolf·
It’s not like I brought liver and onions. It was mccrispy strips from McDonald’s.. could be a lot worse.
Tweeth Mitchell@tweeth_mitchell

@ANGC_burner @jessicahadwin @ahadwingolf You're bringing hot food onto the plane? Inconsiderate of everyone else trapped around you who doesn't have a choice whether to smell your food or not? In the year of the liberal golfer?

English
21
0
206
104K
Tweeth Mitchell
Tweeth Mitchell@tweeth_mitchell·
@jessicahadwin Important question: does he eat the food really fast and then board the plane or is he the worst kind of person and brings hot food everyone can smell ONTO the plane to eat it
English
2
1
52
9.7K
Jessica Hadwin
Jessica Hadwin@jessicahadwin·
Life, taxes, and my husband going to get food when we are about to board a flight
Jessica Hadwin tweet media
English
23
2
270
50.1K
Skip Westfall
Skip Westfall@Swestfall·
@jessicahadwin My wife “why did you book these flights so early???” Me:”you booked them” Her:”why the hell did you let me book these flights so early?” 🤷🏻‍♂️
English
4
0
7
324
Jessica Hadwin
Jessica Hadwin@jessicahadwin·
Travel morning stress will have me saying wild things like “I cant believe you are out here just thinking about food, making breakfast!”
English
5
0
58
11.9K