Jessica Hadwin
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Jessica Hadwin
@jessicahadwin
Questionable humor and bad jokes are my own and do not reflect the views of my husband. In fact, he tells me daily how unfunny I am.
Katılım Eylül 2011
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@TimGavrich Yes! We definitely aren’t getting that food in Wichita 😄
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@jessicahadwin Dinner at Hellas or any of the other great Greek restaurants in Tarpon Springs cures all ailments
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@mmiraglia12 I’ll have to try that one next time. We got up Nikos and Dimitri’s this time and really enjoyed them!
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@jessicahadwin Tarpon sponge docks. Get a gyro at Mr Souvlaki!
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@ShitLibDominatr Terrified. Should I drop my Venmo for you?
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@jessicahadwin Damn you gotta be worried about how you’re gonna feed your family once he inevitably can no longer make any money playing a game
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@GOLF_com @jessicahadwin things that the internet never forgets!
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@Mward2002 Alright! Step one in trying to turn the vibe around this year 🙌 and yes please tell the nearest bar to put it on Adams tab!
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@jessicahadwin your husband just aced 8. Does it count for free drinks if I told you first?
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@jessicahadwin Not gonna lie… that sunset said luxury, LongHorn said “let’s stay grounded” 😂
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@jessicahadwin “Sunset, Rain, and Ribeyes” can be yours for $1500 (framed)
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@acaseofthegolf1 @jessicahadwin Should be a stock photo that goes on the wall of every Longhorn in America. Include it in a sponsorship deal for Adam.
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@gradyjoz Actually yes! Lol. We made a stop next door at Coldstone
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It’s not like I brought liver and onions. It was mccrispy strips from McDonald’s.. could be a lot worse.
Tweeth Mitchell@tweeth_mitchell
@ANGC_burner @jessicahadwin @ahadwingolf You're bringing hot food onto the plane? Inconsiderate of everyone else trapped around you who doesn't have a choice whether to smell your food or not? In the year of the liberal golfer?
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@tweeth_mitchell I’m sad to inform you (and me) that he is the latter
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@jessicahadwin Important question: does he eat the food really fast and then board the plane or is he the worst kind of person and brings hot food everyone can smell ONTO the plane to eat it
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@jessicahadwin My wife “why did you book these flights so early???”
Me:”you booked them”
Her:”why the hell did you let me book these flights so early?” 🤷🏻♂️
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