Tweeth Mitchell

Imitation is the sincerest form of crabmeat.

Ok I think I misread the model this week, I think I was supposed to say Saturday instead of Sunday. Nevertheless, another L for the model this week. Still an impressive 13-3 on the season. We soldier on!

@SwanseaCityDC Lolll I think I saw him down here around that same time, maybe 2011-12 at the latest

@tweeth_mitchell I vaguely recall seeing him blow the doors off The Hideout (Chicago) in c. 2008, and now I feel incredibly old.

If your life has been short on ✨vibe✨ lately and you want a quick way to remedy that, put on this album and let it do its thing

@SwanseaCityDC Hell yes it was

@tweeth_mitchell The leadoff track was one of the best "small bar live gig" bangers of the 2000s.

A man from Mamdani’s city storms Trump Doral and laps the field. The Year of the Liberal Golfer continues.

I want to see more golf benches. Post your best golf benches below:

@tomandmartys Pierceson Coody

Giveaway time! Jim placed his first Truist bet. So did I. Guess whom we picked right here in the comments! First to get Jims, and first to get mine, I’ll mail you a Toms Bapple hat and tie dye shirt. We’ll announce it on the show!

@KerrySZN @tomandmartys It's almost like I'm fucking around on the internet bro

@tweeth_mitchell @tomandmartys This isn’t even believable bro

Scottie’s got a little of Bryson’s “it’s never my fault” syndrome in him. Meanwhile Cam is calling fake penalties on himself just to keep it interesting. One man tells everyone who’ll listen about his faith whether they want to hear it or not. The other lives it. Built different.

@jcorkecu @aipowercorp @HannaGolfCo 28

@tweeth_mitchell @aipowercorp @HannaGolfCo How many putts?

If you need to practice your putting stroke but have too much to do around the house, trying to make straight lines with an @aipowercorp pressure washer is a pretty good substitute

@jcorkecu @aipowercorp @HannaGolfCo Two weeks ago, my lowest round in the last 5 years was yesterday 😳😳

@tweeth_mitchell @aipowercorp @HannaGolfCo When did you make the switch? How many more birdies per round?

@jcorkecu @aipowercorp The LAB is out of the starting lineup! I'm a @HannaGolfCo Salt Lake Zip guy now

@tweeth_mitchell @aipowercorp So this is why you use a Lab. If the face angle decides the line at something crazy compared to the path…. And the speed determines more makes than the line….

@SharpSquare22 @aipowercorp Good point I'll get to that this afternoon

@tweeth_mitchell @aipowercorp nice distraction, but you gotta acknowledge the model

@franlreichmuth @aipowercorp Well when it's time for a new one, get this one

@tweeth_mitchell @aipowercorp This is a blend of two of my favorite things to do but I got rid of my pressure washer 👀

@dinkleburrrgg @aipowercorp 🥹🥹🥹 thank you

@tweeth_mitchell @aipowercorp Nice edges

Sure Justin Rose didn’t play very well with his new McLaren irons, but at least they look fucking terrible.

@EdmundFitz27359 @MurdauhAlex Just a fact

@MurdauhAlex Go ahead and buy my ticket because I will win. If you hit a bad tee ball on 3 you’re out of it. Just a fact @tweeth_mitchell

Big money match with @EdmundFitz27359 Wednesday and Riley green Friday. Solid first week back with the fellas home

@UESgolf @CGotterupTrack All good pal, hit the DMs if you need to vent

@tweeth_mitchell @CGotterupTrack Sorry in a bad mood

Can we go back to the west coast swing when things were good and fun

@UESgolf @CGotterupTrack

@tweeth_mitchell @CGotterupTrack God you suck