Tweeth Mitchell

Imitation is the sincerest form of crabmeat.

@CGAL_7 Yeah but Timmy didn't get married to Leslie Bibb sooooo

@tweeth_mitchell That’s really saying something when Timothy Olyphant exists

Uhhh yes please

@CGAL_7 Big time

@tweeth_mitchell Sam Rockwell might be the coolest dude to exist in the last 50 years

@franlreichmuth @DailyTaxMemes 🥁🥁🥁

@DailyTaxMemes @tweeth_mitchell That’s what the report stated, too

Someone explain who Taylor Frankie Paul is to me in golf terms

@nikkidunagan Thank you for doing the whole assignment. This helps tremendously. A+ student

When LIV (ABC) took a chance on Phil (Taylor Frankie Paul) and everyone’s immediate reaction was “This guy?” bc they know of his gambling problems (abuse issues) and then he said “scary mfers” (didn’t pick a winner and had a DV video surface) and kinda blew up the league (got the show cancelled).

@teekkelly 😮😮😮

@tweeth_mitchell It’s Yannik and Jeremy’s third brother

@KevinSpollen 😮😮😮

@tweeth_mitchell Mad Mormon version of Elin Nordegren inside the house in front of the kids and hurting one of them also.

@DailyTaxMemes @TheStroker83 After Spieth played 16, it was clear what the model meant. Bob was right.

@TheStroker83 @tweeth_mitchell Rolltella is a model literalist. Not interested in your bullshit Tweeth

#1 at Innisbrook is a quintessential handshake opener. If you go off 1 and don't birdie it, you're out of the tournament. Just a fact.

@GothGolfGirl @DailyTaxMemes Oh definitely Wyndham then

@tweeth_mitchell @DailyTaxMemes Spoiled brat with a temper who shouldn’t have a platform, it’s not that complicated lol

@caligeaux @powderharvester Big time 🎯🎯

@tweeth_mitchell @powderharvester Pay attention because O and Q look alike

I need to stamp a wedge this weekend, someone DM me some ideas

@DailyTaxMemes From the thumbnail without watching the video

How quickly can you identify the artist?

@hbenidt Playing the long game, brilliant

@tweeth_mitchell Showing stability for the wife

The least Tosti round of all time

@DailyTaxMemes @GothGolfGirl I'm not, that's why I'm asking, genuinely

@tweeth_mitchell @GothGolfGirl Should I be aware of the person??? (Please say no)

@BDKiiing Hell yeah go gators 🐊🐊🐊

@tweeth_mitchell Met him last summer. Nice guy. Insane round of golf.

@franlreichmuth Oh wow it's like that

@tweeth_mitchell Krista Glover

@TimGavrich This is why you're the 🐐

@tweeth_mitchell Milquetosti

@GothGolfGirl Ok how so say more

@tweeth_mitchell Wyndham Clark

@tweeth_mitchell Alejandro Tosti. that’s all I got.