prime rib creature pet

I felt like maybe I had adapted a little tooo much to my South St Paul surroundings on Saturday night when I walked out of my house with a cig in my mouth and a white claw (for jackie) in my hand and yelled "get the hell out of here" at a stray cat in my yard.

i love aries suns so much wtf

@ilove_survivor @amaraayoung 🤫🫩

Just thought of an evil and sinister prank

@amaraayoung To punish my family for not drinking tap water

@amaraayoung Putting a bottle of white vinegar in with the regular bottled water bc they look very similar

@jackxx22 You told me I look like MOM

@Jessybah Wow slander ?? ????

Getting really positive feedback about my haircut from everyone except my sister (Jackie) and my kid

@jackxx22 Oh no a classic mistake

Hung over on a Friday :(

@maggswagger You’re laughing?

Husband just made a “joke” about finishing off the tub of Tillamook Cookies n Cream last night. In what world is that funny

Really proud of my dad. He hasn’t had a Mountain Dew in 40 days

Harry and Dumbledore whipping up some Purple Drank for Snape

@pierrychan1984 please

BLACKSNAPE - I'm Black Snape (Official Music Video)

@ilovefraud6 🤌

People magazine LOVESSS to talk about Trista and Ryan. That one couple from the bachelor that actually got married

@PigsAndPlans love this type of news.

Jason Mraz has been a working avocado farmer for over two decades. If you live in California, there's a solid chance his avocados have ended up in your Chipotle order.⁠ ⁠ In 2004, Mraz bought an orchard near San Diego, eventually converting it into Mraz Family Farms. They’re a certified organic, fair trade, regenerative operation that has nearly 1,000 avocado trees on the property that date back to the mid-1970s, planted by the man who sold Mraz the land. The farm has since expanded to also grow passionfruit and coffee—notable given that Mraz first broke into music playing San Diego coffee shops in 2000.⁠ ⁠ The farm produces over 30,000 pounds of avocados annually and supplies Chipotle directly. In 2021, Mraz joined Chipotle's Aluminaries Project as a mentor supporting sustainable food systems. He's also testified before the California Assembly in favor of carbon sequestration credits for farmers and climate resiliency legislation.⁠ ⁠ Mraz shared his perspective on the whole thing in a 2024 interview with ‘Green Matters’: "If a farm is done right, it'll outlive its farmer."

remember everything will be alright we can meet again somewhere

Eating oatmeal

@boydohboyd That….is diabolical

My favorite movie moment of the year and it’s going to be tough to unseat it. #ProjectHailMary

Project Hail Mary was 10/10 masterpiece and I won’t stop thinking about it for a long time