Michael Goobermensch

I am speaking the truth in Christ—I am not lying; my conscience bears me witness in the Holy Spirit—that I have great sorrow and unceasing anguish in my heart. For I could wish that I myself were accursed and cut off from Christ for the sake of my brothers, my kinsmen according to the flesh. They are Israelites, and to them belong the adoption, the glory, the covenants, the giving of the law, the worship, and the promises. To them belong the patriarchs, and from their race, according to the flesh, is the Christ, who is God over all, blessed forever. Amen.

@JoshuaLisec Thank God that you’re not like other people—cheaters, sinners, adulterers.

I am actually Objectively

Uhh… this normal?

Boutta nosh this tater.

Believe it or not, Germany’s 5 largest cities lie perfectly on a 4th-degree polynomial

Still thinking about that buffalo dream I had back in August. Wonder what my brain was trying to tell me.

“Together again”

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@justindeanlee Isn't Alpine Divorce a Steely Dan song?

The first time I abandoned a girlfriend in the mountains was an accident. We had an argument about something trivial, and she decided to go off on her own for a bit to cool down. I insisted she stick to the trail, but she said she didn’t need me mansplaining how to find her way in the woods. So I dropped it. How does one manage to get lost on a mountainside, anyway? You just walk downhill until you hit a switchback or reach the valley. Common sense stuff. Well, she managed it. When she didn’t turn up by nightfall, I contacted the ranger station and they set out to find her. By 1am, I got tired of waiting and drove home. They called the next morning to say they’d found her in a makeshift den she’d dug beneath a deadfall. She was naked, gone completely feral, her face painted with menstrual blood. A ranger tried to wrap a blanket around her shoulders, and she bit a golf ball-sized gobbet of flesh from his shoulder. So they sedated her and took her straight to the nearest hospital. That was three years ago and she still hasn’t recovered human language. Needless to say, I acquired a taste for it. I’m up to a baker’s dozen now, not counting the one that found her way back to the car before I could drive off. But you never forget your first. Sarah will always have a special place in my heart.

@drabdulhameed07 Is this dry gangrene?

What condition is it?

@TobyTurner @grok It’s basically Flonase.

wtf is this @grok is this like albuterol

@RacerX301 @Trav_A_22 Absolutely. The post sounded like, “I am such a good husband for loving my whore wife like Jesus commanded.” Like, dude, what day do you want to schedule the parade in your honor? Loving your wife is not a performance, nor is your faith in Christ.

@Trav_A_22 I agree on not mocking redemption. But the post is performative and he shouldn't be airing his wife's past on social media 🤷‍♂️.

I think that post about the dudes wife was engagement slop possibly. But, I find the mocking of people finding redemption through the sacrifice of Christ not the best avenue of attack on this.

Smoking my pipe just turned into smoking my pipe.

If I make a piece of computing hardware that is capable of some arbitrary performance number in some arbitrary number of performance categories that we'll call X, and I sell you this piece of hardware and say the BASE package give you 50% of the X that this hardware is capable of, but the Orange package--which is a license subscription--gives you 75% of what this hardware is capable of, and the Blue package--another license subscription--gives you 100% of that package, do you think that is an ethical business practice? You own the hardware, but I charge you for the right to use the hardware that you own to its full capability. Is that ethical? Which company am I talking about right now? Which product? It doesn't matter which you name, because a lot of major companies are doing this, and it's GAY.

@BassicallyDarr @Dexerto @andrewboonedog Gracious. Typical media. They have to squeeze every detail out of a story, no matter how tragic, and all for views. There's no attempt to let the dead have any dignity. Terrible situation.

@JesusRexGloriae @Dexerto @andrewboonedog I didn't like the reporting on it too. National broadcaster writing about the texts messages she was sending and all

A YouTuber has been found guilty of killing his pregnant girlfriend while using a pre-recorded GTA stream as an alibi Stephen McCullagh is expected to receive a life sentence

@BassicallyDarr @Dexerto @andrewboonedog I didn't realize it was that recent. What a shameful thing he did. Despicable.

@JesusRexGloriae @Dexerto @andrewboonedog 2022. Seeing as it was during Covid and having to do a proper and thorough investigation, it's pretty decent timeline. He'd have been locked up the whole time too

@Howlingmutant0 @_6signxxx Bruh what do you have against professor xxxtentacion

@_6signxxx I don’t want this shit

someone tell him that we want what he wants, too