Find me (Jesuswife) on Bluesky
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Find me (Jesuswife) on Bluesky
@JesusWife
No, I am not a nun.
The Holy Land, where else? Katılım Haziran 2009
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Dear Disciples,
Since Elon #Skum has turned Twitter into Hell, I'm moving over to Bluesky, which sounds a bit more appropriate for the wife of Jesus. See you on Cloud 10!
Love, Mrs. Christ
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Dear @JoeBiden,
You said that only the "Lord Almighty" could persuade you to bow out of the presidential race. What makes you so sure the Lord hasn't been doing just that, starting with your disastrous debate performance?
Sincerely,
The Lord's wife
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Dear @LAGovJeffLandry,
Raise your hand if any of the 10 Commandments ever kept you from doing anything.
Raise your hand if you ever did something because the Commandments told you not to.
Raise your hand if you just broke the 9th Commandment.
Now go read the First Amendment.
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@AIHLIMF Did you just take my father-in-law's name in vain? That's the Shawn I know and love! Mwah to you!
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Good God almighty! I been gone so long that my sister-in-sin @JesusWife reappears. It’s a miracle ! Hope you are doing well you little hell raiser
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@causticbob He told me he was with you for that one.
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