Find me (Jesuswife) on Bluesky

Hey Elon, whatcha gonna call your "third party"? The Third Reich?

Dear Disciples, Since Elon #Skum has turned Twitter into Hell, I'm moving over to Bluesky, which sounds a bit more appropriate for the wife of Jesus. See you on Cloud 10! Love, Mrs. Christ

My New Year's resolution? Stop engaging in childish taunts, insults, and name-calling against evil assholes like #Tramp, #Dunce, and #Skum. Starting tomorrow.

KAMALA! Please pass the popcorn.

Combine TRUMP with VANCE and you get TRANCE. Which is what you'd have to be in to vote for these motherfuckers.

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord.

Dear @JoeBiden, You said that only the "Lord Almighty" could persuade you to bow out of the presidential race. What makes you so sure the Lord hasn't been doing just that, starting with your disastrous debate performance? Sincerely, The Lord's wife

Dear @LAGovJeffLandry, Raise your hand if any of the 10 Commandments ever kept you from doing anything. Raise your hand if you ever did something because the Commandments told you not to. Raise your hand if you just broke the 9th Commandment. Now go read the First Amendment.

@AIHLIMF Did you just take my father-in-law's name in vain? That's the Shawn I know and love! Mwah to you!

Good God almighty! I been gone so long that my sister-in-sin @JesusWife reappears. It’s a miracle ! Hope you are doing well you little hell raiser

Sometimes I envy Donald Trump. He never has to worry about getting a brain freeze.

@causticbob He told me he was with you for that one.

@JesusWife We’re you around for His second coming?

He is risen! Thank God for Viagra.

I kind of feel sorry for kids in Alabama, who have to hunt for Easter chickens this morning instead of Easter eggs.

Saw a woman wearing a T-shirt that said JESUS IS REAL. Told her she misspelled ISRAEL.

Easter in Alabama is going to be sooo confusing this year. What used to be a basket of Easter eggs will now be considered a pride of Easter chickens.

@terrysimpson Happy anniversary, Skippy!

Hey @JesusWife - 14 years

@RonFilipkowski She misspelled "president."

The more interesting question for Stefanik is to challenge her to name one thing Trump has done or said that she disagrees with.