Jet Noodles

@TheChargingBUF As a wings fan, love the emotion. Just not sure it’s the move when we are 1-2 against BUF, outside of a playoff position and buffalo is top of the east.

Tucking this one in the drafts for the playoffs

@ccmembersonly Top gun

@joneillearring @spittinchiclets @pinkwhitney

@spittinchiclets @pinkwhitney Send Yands back to the minors and bring RA back fulltime. RA’s world was the best part of this episode

Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 632 Featuring Charlie McAvoy and Darren McCarty - Playoff Race - Tough Times In Detroit - Losing Teeth - Lobster Poutine - RA’s World ++ tons more Presented by @pinkwhitney barstool.link/spittin-chicle…

@thepwhlofficial Holy mid

Look what the wind blew in 👀

@NatSparbeck Temu Kay Adam’s who’s got 0 clue about the game of hockey says it’s a failure 🙄

So like, Stevie is just gonna get to sit there and collect checks…? We all love him, but at some point you can either do the job or you can’t…. A 7 year playoff drought in my humble opinion is a failure, or at least in this town it is. Job not accomplished - at all. #LGRW

@SouICorruption @QixSoo @jemelehill If we’re talking about the 13%, we need to talk about the 50%

@QixSoo @jemelehill News flash. % of the population that is black is 13%. Percentage of coaches in the NFL is now 3 which is 9%. If Mike Tomlin doesn't step down the percentage would have been just under 13% at 12.5%, Why do you think a 13% segment of the population should get 50% of the jobs ? STFU

So just to be clear: Florida is trying to challenge the NFL on the Rooney Rule when there are 3 Black coaches in the NFL, two Black offensive coordinators, and four Black general managers. This is out of 32 teams. It seems like the system has worked swimmingly well for white guys, so … what’s the issue?

@ImMeme0 “Someone’s gonna get hurt” Proceeds to be the one who gets hurt

🚨BREAKING: TMZ interviewed the neighbor who was caught on camera being assaulted by Alan Ritchson. He explained that he had asked Ritchson, who was driving recklessly, to slow down so that no one would get hurt. “I walked out in front of him, and I said, ‘You’ve got to stop; someone’s gonna get hurt.’ It escalated quite quickly from there. I did push him because he was coming towards me on his on his bike. He did it again, so I pushed him a second time. I think the second time he got off his bike and kicked the crap out of me.”

@TheIOGuy If it’s anything like the other spin off with the son, that show sucks balls. I hope this one is better

All the Ram Trucks in my area are peeling off their "Yellowstone" window decals as we speak. All the women are dropping their Ali Larter personas from their FBs for Beth again. 'tis the season. Looking forward to this series.

My wife was formerly promiscuous. I was a virgin. She was then radically born-again. Committed to church, evangelized constantly, Puritan books in her bedroom, prayer journals, grief over past sexual sin, etc. We got to know each other well for over a year, dated for four months, engaged for two and a half, and didn't sin sexually with one another. Our first kiss with each other was at the altar on our wedding day (reaction pic attached!). We've been married for over five years now, and she's been the most wonderful and godly wife, mother to our three children, and homemaker you could imagine. She's more pure than most virgins, as biblical purity has less to with past sins (though they certainly matter) and more to do with one's current posture of the heart and daily decisions to honor the Lord (Matt. 5:8). We're far too quick to forget the story of the woman labeled as a known "sinner" (likely a prostitute) in Luke 7:36-50 who was washing Jesus' feet with her tears while kissing them too. The Pharisees were shocked that Jesus let a public sinner do this. Jesus responded with a parable about debts being forgiven and ended with this powerful conclusion: "Her many sins have been forgiven; that’s why she loved much. But the one who is forgiven little, loves little" (Luke 7:47). Everyone seems to highlight the benefits of virginity, and it certainly is a blessing. But we forget to highlight the benefits of being forgiven much as well. My wife knows the depths of Jesus' forgiveness more than most people, enabling her to more easily live out a life of passionate love for her Savior. A woman or man's past sexual sin matters. But what matters far more when it comes to deciding who to marry is if the person is truly born again, if their repentance is real, if they truly have a heart for Christ, if they truly follow Jesus and obey his commands. "God has chosen what is foolish in the world to shame the wise, and God has chosen what is weak in the world to shame the strong. God has chosen what is insignificant and despised in the world ​— ​what is viewed as nothing ​— ​to bring to nothing what is viewed as something, so that no one may boast in his presence. It is from him that you are in Christ Jesus, who became wisdom from God for us ​— ​our righteousness, sanctification, and redemption, — in order that, as it is written: 'Let the one who boasts, boast in the Lord.'" (1 Cor. 1:27-31) "Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has passed away, and see, the new has come!" (2 Cor. 5:17)

@TrevorSheatz Mustang GT, rebuilt title, Fire and Water damage reported, carfax says 6 accidents and stolen once

@attackdogX Future doctor or engineer

I agree with him, this is highly inappropriate behavior for little kids to be doing in the end zone. Shame on these coaches and how are the parents OK with this?!

@xwonde6 @espn Looks like they took the bait…. 👏

@espn 1,000 including playoffs is cute, but Gretzky did 1,016 while playing actual defense-era hockey. Ovi’s just the beneficiary of the modern ‘shoot-first, goalie equipment tiny’ era. Still impressive… but not the same.

1K FOR OVI 🙌 Alex Ovechkin joins Wayne Gretzky as the only players in NHL history with 1,000 career goals, including playoffs!

@Laf4MVP_ This one should get them riled up

Would Lucas Raymond be the best winger on your team?

@DevilsJointX @Squwearley The FP is a joke entirely

The PEE DEE ICE CATS of the #FPHL has their Ownership come out and announce that the game has been cancelled at 8:21 of the 1st Period. An embarrassing announcement is made. #HockeyX @Squwearley

@onwun @FenixAmmunition

Lmfao. Podcast bros doing gun cosplay is always so funny.

It’s a make or break month for the Detroit Red Wings

@SwoleSausageDoe Never had an issue with the initial SDAP, but the dudes who signed on for a 3rd year usually didn’t see it for a few months

I think what’s insane is the fact in my current org we have more drills not receiving SDAP, than ones who are. Command teams are tracking, S1 OICs are tracking, yet nothing is happening. And we’re the bad guys for mentioning the desire to file an IG complaint.

@SportsCenter Well seeing as how both of his gloves are still on, I do not believe he dropped the gloves

MCDAVID DROPS THE GLOVES‼️

@mrmikeMTL Realtors

name a huge scam

@ShaunStromb @barrylongii I grew up in a town that gets around 150 inches of snow a year, and there might be 5 or 6 people with heated driveways

@barrylongii You don’t have a heated driveway? What is this, the third world?

True or False: You’d rather cut grass in 100° than shovel snow in 8°.