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@gf_256 Most likely that was written pre PHP DOM support. A lot of this code predates PHP 5 by the looks of it

Bro what the fuck?? for context, explode is the php name for what you would normally call str.split(), so they are parsing html with string functions here

thread of funny shit from browsing the 4chan source code. gonna tweet this live as i find stuff okay admin.php i guess we are just raw dogging SQL in the big '25

@techspence Used to do I think up the seven at a time, boy were they terrible

Performing more than two pentests at a time is just crazy to me. How can you focus on more than two environments, more than two clients at a time? And don’t come in here with automation this or that If I had to do more than 1 internal at a time, I think I’d lose my mind let alone make mistakes and inadvertently mix up findings and data in the reports. The game is quality not quantity

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@MLaHatte @deedydas Why because we are not allowed to use a benefit that is given to us as a compensation for our work?

@deedydas This type of mindset is one of the reasons robots will replace employees.

Found this nifty free tool called Holiday Optimizer that can turn 15 PTO into 53 days off! You put in the days of paid time off you get + preferred break strategy and it plans out when you should go on vacation. Great example of a well designed, useful side project.

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@mattbramanti @ChalernRT Cold welding is a problem where metals in a vacuum don't know where the other metals end so if it's of the same type of metal and there's nothing in between them they will spontaneously weld themselves together. This can happen under relatively light pressure.

@ChalernRT A couple people have said that I'd never heard of this phenomenon before

rewatching "For All Mankind" and I kinda want an AR in NASA white

@SecurityTrybe bb

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@lenny_cze @edwardjxli This is running as a real virtual machine though, looking at the developer docs for it in announcement shows that it is a hypervisor framework they're coming up with

@edwardjxli It's a feature from Chromebooks. It has a Debian in container for years chromeos.dev/en/linux

Woah WTF??? Android just quietly shipped an entire working Linux Distro in their latest Android 15 feature update!?!

@lozaning @bentzen_trond We do get to see the back of the PCB in the video so we could technically recreate it from there but it requires RF magic and well you know how that black magic works

@bentzen_trond I emailed them on Friday begging for gerbers.

Holy shit, this must be the best/interesting project of 2025, A phase coherent antenna array with ESP32s, The KRAKEN of Wi-Fi but with features such as Camera overlay!! Currently the PCB files are not public. Product homepage: espargos.net Watch movie by Jeija: youtube.com/watch?v=sXwDrc… @cemaxecuter @SecurityTrybe @d0tslash @espargos

@n3ll41 Yep based off of the ping and the tracer I'm seeing this is definitely in Singapore

@n3ll41 I would definitely check the geoip, those IP address blocks like to move around a lot so I would definitely check a trace route to see how it's being routed

@lozaning Do you know the last time that you asked a question like that you ended up dropping a helium balloon near me

Can you just yeet buoys into a river or you need a permit or something? Asking for a friend.

I'm moving to bsky.app screw twitter and its cesspit that its forming around us all, You can find me over there as @balsa.info

@antitree Speaking of which I have lost the keys to my storage unit that I'm paying way too much for I'm probably going to pick the lock on it this weekend wish me luck

Buying lock picks from this place. Cash only. This is a vibe.

@ElonFactsX Also they needed a dummy load and out of all the dummy loads you could have used this one was a pretty interesting one

Elon Musk explains why SpaceX sent Starman on Falcon Heavy: “There need to be things that inspire you, that make you glad to wake up in the morning and be part of humanity. That is why we did it. We did it for you.”