Jetson (Parody)

@youtubemusic Hey @youtubemusic, I've listened to a completely random set of episodes within my like 3 Google Podcasts subscriptions. When I transfer GP to YTM, YTM will know which episodes I've already heard, right? I mean, it is 2024. We have the technology.

🚨PODCASTS ARE NOW ON #YOUTUBEMUSIC IN THE US🚨 who are you listening to first?

@WIRED Another article with no mention of my "listened-to" list. Since @thiccreece didn't ask, @stevemclendon please tell me how to export the completely random list of 70+ episodes I've listened to so the app I move to doesn't play content that I've already heard.

Google’s Podcasts app is the latest addition to the company’s software graveyard. YouTube Music will replace it, and users have until July to migrate their shows. wired.trib.al/VEoGrah

@todayyearsold More pictures without labels doesn't help. Please specify which is which.

More photos for comparison:

A husky next to a wolf. 🤯 My entire life I thought they were the size of dogs. I’ve been heavily mistaken.

@todayyearsold So are you going to tell us which is which is which or are we all just supposed to assume?

@volkswagen Just needs #buttons and #Switches and #knobs that I can operate without taking eyes off the road. Because, you know, driving?

@AnnotatedMST Nice to meet you.

[Sings song similar to background music, only slowly.] Servo: [Sung.] Meet George Jetson … 🎶 
Line to The Jetsons theme song, which aired from 1962-1963. Sample lyrics: “Meet George Jetson/His boy Elroy/Daughter Judy/Jane his wife.” 📺 MST3K #415 - The Beatniks

In this Ohio diner, it was a tradition: big cup of Folgers, eggs and sausage, then everyone calls their lawyer to send hush money to the adult film actress they were sleeping with while their wife was pregnant. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.

@Birdseed501 Photographed from a Canberra?

Flying Croydon to Le Touquet aboard Imperial Airways HP42 ‘Hengist’ (1934). Some interesting views of the flight deck with its outsize control wheels. The Captain is the legendary OP Jones (1898-1980). Today’s cross-channel jaunts somehow lack the glamour…

My stomach hurts from laughing omg this is so funny 😭😭😭😭

@RepAndyBiggsAZ Hmmm. I didn't pay off a mistress to win an election.

If they can come for Trump, they will come for you. This type of stuff only occurs in third world authoritarian nations.

@BahamasEmb_WDC Paradise might be calling but apparently you just refuse people entry for no reason. nypost.com/2023/03/16/mia…

Paradise is calling... #Bahamas

@VisitTheBahamas Not much chance of falling in love if they don't let you in. Has the government apologized yet? nypost.com/2023/03/16/mia…

Circling Harbour Island's quaint, tree-lined streets won't take you more than twenty minutes. Falling in love with it will take you no time at all. #HarbourIsland

@26bakerj There are no Ferraris. Every car people think is a Ferrari is actually a Pontiac Fiero with a body kit.

Who's going to tell them this is a Ferrari?

“Woke” was coined by Black people as shorthand for people aware of structural racism. That’s literally all it means.

@JohnHopkins_ @DougJBalloon Capricorn 1. Look it up.

@DougJBalloon WOW! Which one mate Apollo 11, Apollo 12, Apollo 14, Apollo 15, Apollo 16 or Apollo 17?

If the moon landing was real, then why did NASA, the media, and the government try so hard to convince everyone it was? If it really happened it shouldn’t have been necessary to televise it, make movies about, start selling Tang, and so on, to persuade people that it wasn’t fake

@JohnHopkins_ @injest77 @DougJBalloon If the documentary Capricorn One isn't enough evidence then I don't know what is.

@injest77 @DougJBalloon Wow! Do you have any verifiable evidence mate? If this is true it's a really big story.

@DougJBalloon Capricorn One, starring OJ Simpson, who I do not support, is a documentary about NASA, who I also do not support, that explains why one of most patriotic endeavors is occasionally faking a space mission.

@DonovanxDCx @Trace_Cohen Suffleupagus wants to know how to get out also.

This must be one of the highest gross margin products… $1200 for a plastic barrel 🙃