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@asitzmann_ It took me aback. He said at least two meetings were held because of my clapback against their huge campaign. Never made me feel more powerful. Very respectable man and veteran who found work in the private sector so he wasn’t willing to sell out anyone.

@JewBoyProblems Did you ever get to clarify with the dude where he got the idea from? Sounds like something out of a seinfeld episode

Me, 2010: “I just got a smartphone and want to combine my love of Judaism and humor in a parody Twitter account.” Me, 2022: “I remember when this site functioned and I didn’t get DMs from people with Nazi avatars.”

@asitzmann_ A large telecom stole the idea from me and I called them out. A few years later, I ended up working with the guy who proposed the idea. Talk about awkward.

@JewBoyProblems I've been following since undergrad. Miss seeing #textsfrommomtuesdays Captured a generation so well.

This has been fun while it has lasted—it’s how I made friends when I first moved to NYC, supported Birthright, and I even dated someone who slid into my DMs. But lately, I’m getting “last night of camp” vibes on Twitter. Time to queue up: youtube.com/watch?v=CnQ8N1…

I’ve been out of the “influencer game” for a years because I like job benefits and have self-respect. These were my fav series: - #TextsFromMomTuesday - Screenshots of the Tulane Moms Facebook group (while public) - Traveling to Hillels across the US

“Fight antisemitism” t-shirts spotted front row at tonight’s @BrooklynNets game in response to Kyrie Irving’s promotion of an antisemitic book - ‘Hebrews to Negroes: Wake Up Black America’

The Jewish community is facing an epidemic of hate. We must all stand united and speak out against antisemitism. No person of any faith should have to fear violence because of what they believe.

We really need to cool it with the antisemitism or my mom is never going to stop sending me articles.

Algorithms are getting too smart.

@MarcWeberSports I used to have Hulu. Maybe I’ll find clips elsewhere

@JewBoyProblems You need to watch the latest episode of “Reboot” on Hulu. There’s a scene where Keegan Michael Key plays pick up basketball against Yeshiva high schoolers and there’s zero chance the person who wrote all the jokes isn’t a tri-state area Jew.

“I took my allergy pill—I’m good.” - Alexa reppin’ our people on #LoveIsBlind3

One of the most goyishe things I’ve seen.

No hints needed

The bagel had been attached to his harness. We are ready for action.

We were shit talking @kanyewest

Bring on the renaissance of Sharon’s, Rhoda’s, Irving’s, and Morton’s.

The customer review for this jacket took me on a journey.

Just started watching a new Netflix game show and of course one of the contestants went to the same sleepaway camp as me.

Being Jewish means meeting a stranger and later finding out her grandparents are longtime friends of a close friend’s grandparents…and that said friend was a camp counselor for the cousins.