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JewishGirly
@JewishGirly
My name is Iris & I'm sort of a goofball. I also have a slight obsession with penises. 😊
Los Angeles, CA Katılım Ağustos 2016
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@andymasone I'm definitely thinking about it. I wonder though, do I mention just the things I like about it? Do I mention the things that I wish were different? Do I point out obvious features? Do I ask questions? I've never done this before so if I try it, I might not be very good at it.
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@JewishGirly I would love for you to try it. I’d want you to be brutally honest about it. I’d rather have your honest opinion than have you lie to be nice.
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@bubbaemery I will risk my life if I have to, just to get that propeller to stop spinning around. 😂
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@JewishGirly That would be terrible. I know you're not supposed to stop a spinning object with your hands. However, you might have to so it doesn't fly away. You're a lawyer. Do Good Samaritan laws apply to phalluses just in case anything bad happens in the process of trying to save it?
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@Undecided691 I love that you take your partners preferences into consideration. I think that makes you seem extremely thoughtful. And some men can get very very hairy there. Which is fine if they like it that way but keeping it a little trimmed is nice too. I love that you do that.
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@JewishGirly Definitely trimmed, my partner and I prefer it both
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@Sgorman861 Just to make sure! It sounds efficient. And it makes sense I suppose. I just never really thought of men pulling on it like that. But whatever works right? 😊
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@JewishGirly Haha I used to shake but I started getting a bit left behind so I had to switch techniques.
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@Sgorman861 I think in movies, that they show men just sort of shaking their arm or something up and down so I just thought that all men wiggle it around a bit. But there is so much more involved! I will never brush my teeth without thinking about all of this ever again 😂
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@JewishGirly I use the toothpaste method to make sure I get it all out.
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@AntipodeanRin I would prefer the step by step, slow motion video instead 😂
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@beefswelling26 @DanteElk889 I guess if it's just a little wet on the tip or maybe there's a drop or two, that's not too bad. I'm sure your underwear dries it off but are we inventing a way to put toilet paper at a urinal? We could be very rich! 😂
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@JewishGirly @DanteElk889 I shake it. And even then there are still a few drops. It’s impractical to wipe since there’s not always toilet paper around (like in a public restroom at a urinal), and it’s unnecessary.
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@Kevink55515607 I wonder about that as well. Can you feel it flowing through? And when it starts to come out does it have to be held in place or does it fly around like a water hose? Too many questions, not enough answer 😂
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@JewishGirly Definitely not weird. I love having a woman hold it while I pee. I’ve been told they can actually feel the stream flowing through my penis.
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@donbrady747 This is taking our friendship to a whole new level 😂
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@Joea12345123452 I think I might try it. I just don't want to alienate somebody who I genuinely like around here. I don't know. It seems like fun but I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.
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@AntipodeanRin All of those moves? I'd buy front row seats to that performance! 😂
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@donbrady747 @MeirB96 That can't be comfortable. I guess it depends on the size of a man's penis, maybe it gets tired and therefore gets stuck halfway along that very long journey! 😉
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@donbrady747 @ChefCheRollins An elephant has nothing on you Mr Brady! 😂
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@915jxyy I think all of my interactions with penises should be given the instruction of just doing it gently 😊
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@JewishGirly gently lol yea if u were to do it like insane yea it'd go everywhere I js do everything gently
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