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My name is Iris & I'm sort of a goofball. I also have a slight obsession with penises. 😊

Los Angeles, CA Katılım Ağustos 2016
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JewishGirly@JewishGirly·
Sometimes, just beneath the surface of a very good girl can be someone who's just a tiny bit naughty. I'm still trying to find the balance.
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JewishGirly@JewishGirly·
Apologies for the other night, I was a little wine tipsy and having so much fun chatting with all of you but then I fell asleep. I woke up with my phone stuck to my face! 😂 🍷 Happy Monday everyone! I hope you all had as fun of a weekend as I did. 👙 🏖️
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JewishGirly@JewishGirly·
@andymasone I'm definitely thinking about it. I wonder though, do I mention just the things I like about it? Do I mention the things that I wish were different? Do I point out obvious features? Do I ask questions? I've never done this before so if I try it, I might not be very good at it.
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Andy@andymasone·
@JewishGirly I would love for you to try it. I’d want you to be brutally honest about it. I’d rather have your honest opinion than have you lie to be nice.
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JewishGirly
JewishGirly@JewishGirly·
I've been asked a lot if I ever rate penises? I didn't fully understand what that meant but I've looked into it & maybe I could but I don't know if I would be good at it. Would you guys ever want me to try & if so, would you want me to be brutally honest or just nice about it?
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JewishGirly@JewishGirly·
@bubbaemery I will risk my life if I have to, just to get that propeller to stop spinning around. 😂
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bubbaemery
bubbaemery@bubbaemery·
@JewishGirly That would be terrible. I know you're not supposed to stop a spinning object with your hands. However, you might have to so it doesn't fly away. You're a lawyer. Do Good Samaritan laws apply to phalluses just in case anything bad happens in the process of trying to save it?
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JewishGirly
JewishGirly@JewishGirly·
I think the reason I don't get the whole Catching Print trend is that I don't really care how big or small a man's penis is. I understand that they come in all different sizes but for me, one isn't more desirable than the other. That said, how big is your penis? 😂 📏
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JewishGirly@JewishGirly·
@Undecided691 I love that you take your partners preferences into consideration. I think that makes you seem extremely thoughtful. And some men can get very very hairy there. Which is fine if they like it that way but keeping it a little trimmed is nice too. I love that you do that.
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JewishGirly
JewishGirly@JewishGirly·
As you know, I'm a fan of the male member. I wish I could see everyone's but I know that's not possible so I try to imagine what they look like. So I was wondering, how do you prefer your hair there? Is it bushy & natural? Trimmed? Shaved? How do you prefer to frame your penis?
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JewishGirly@JewishGirly·
@Sgorman861 Just to make sure! It sounds efficient. And it makes sense I suppose. I just never really thought of men pulling on it like that. But whatever works right? 😊
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Sgorman86
Sgorman86@Sgorman861·
@JewishGirly Haha I used to shake but I started getting a bit left behind so I had to switch techniques.
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JewishGirly
JewishGirly@JewishGirly·
Sometimes I have the most random conversations. So I was talking to a guy & he was explaining to me the various ways men finish peeing. Some shake it up & down. Some wiggle it side to side. Some even squeeze it like a tube of toothpaste. What sort of technique do you prefer?
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JewishGirly@JewishGirly·
@Sgorman861 I think in movies, that they show men just sort of shaking their arm or something up and down so I just thought that all men wiggle it around a bit. But there is so much more involved! I will never brush my teeth without thinking about all of this ever again 😂
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Sgorman86
Sgorman86@Sgorman861·
@JewishGirly I use the toothpaste method to make sure I get it all out.
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jack@AntipodeanRin·
@JewishGirly I'll send you the soundtrack 😆
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JewishGirly
JewishGirly@JewishGirly·
@beefswelling26 @DanteElk889 I guess if it's just a little wet on the tip or maybe there's a drop or two, that's not too bad. I'm sure your underwear dries it off but are we inventing a way to put toilet paper at a urinal? We could be very rich! 😂
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🇺🇸🗽@beefswelling26·
@JewishGirly @DanteElk889 I shake it. And even then there are still a few drops. It’s impractical to wipe since there’s not always toilet paper around (like in a public restroom at a urinal), and it’s unnecessary.
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JewishGirly
JewishGirly@JewishGirly·
I do need to get a few things done here, maybe even going out tonight for a little while. So I'll come back in a while. Thank you to everyone who answers my silly but probing questions! You guys are the best and I honestly could not love you more ❤️
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JewishGirly@JewishGirly·
@Kevink55515607 I wonder about that as well. Can you feel it flowing through? And when it starts to come out does it have to be held in place or does it fly around like a water hose? Too many questions, not enough answer 😂
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The Rusty Wrangler
The Rusty Wrangler@Kevink55515607·
@JewishGirly Definitely not weird. I love having a woman hold it while I pee. I’ve been told they can actually feel the stream flowing through my penis.
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JewishGirly@JewishGirly·
@Joea12345123452 I think I might try it. I just don't want to alienate somebody who I genuinely like around here. I don't know. It seems like fun but I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.
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Joea@Joea12345123452·
@JewishGirly Honesty’s always the best policy :)
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JewishGirly
JewishGirly@JewishGirly·
@AntipodeanRin All of those moves? I'd buy front row seats to that performance! 😂
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jack@AntipodeanRin·
@JewishGirly Tap tap, squeeze...shimmy shimmy shake.
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JewishGirly
JewishGirly@JewishGirly·
@donbrady747 @MeirB96 That can't be comfortable. I guess it depends on the size of a man's penis, maybe it gets tired and therefore gets stuck halfway along that very long journey! 😉
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JewishGirly
JewishGirly@JewishGirly·
@915jxyy I think all of my interactions with penises should be given the instruction of just doing it gently 😊
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Jay@915jxyy·
@JewishGirly gently lol yea if u were to do it like insane yea it'd go everywhere I js do everything gently
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