Poon Slayer

"Ever stressed? Coffee on the nuts. Ball warm up." @shitfredsayss

We all need to #bringbackthelanyard right now

But, for the faint of heart, you should go with #TERPSgame

If you want to want to have the most fun, I recommend tweeting with #TERPSshame

waaaait a minute, when exactly did you lose your identity? yeah and who's Patrick? WHY DID YA EAT SNAILPO??

@EmilieMichelle1 @nappieb0y worddd

@nappieb0y yo

@arryder1 oui, c'est tout on voit sur l'instagram! Déjeuner et cheins. #dragonsrouge

@nappieb0y oh la vache! Tu es un bon Français, Zach! Qui est ton professeur?! #dragonsrouge

@EmilieMichelle1 c'est optimiste! Je pens tes ideés sont trés intelligent! Pense-tu les média sont honnête? #dragonsrouge

Un branché est quelqu'un qui se sent supérieur basé seulement sur le média qu'il consomme... c'est vrai? #essaitwitter

Boutta do a tweet for french class. Let's hope this shit goes viral #essaitwitter

@ThePhenomenalEE try to write some jokes and go to an open mic. You have the confidence and wit. You are inherently funny.

@tafokints if it were any sort of video or content ( comedic video ) I would happily participate.

Was just called poon slayer on campus for someone trying to get my attention. They were being serious. I am happy.

New Pokemon games announced!

Just won my first money match with pichu let's GOOOOO 5 DOLLARS BABY

In other news, I'm up 40 dollars in lifetime poker games. Time to switch hobbies

If anyone wants to put 1 dollar to my 100 in oneonta I'd play you in melee. Offer open anytime

Like, 10 dollars a tourny adds up, and only recently have I been taking home dough