Jhenelle-Monét

This ain’t staying in Vegas, so dropping it here too. - Eyeconick X Jhenelle-Monét

@chantifit_ I knew it! Was the alcohol talking when you said it 🙄

@JhenelleMonet Now this is heights of wickedness ✋🏻

I give one of my longest standing clients my carnival goodie bag every year, it’s kind of a tradition. I promised her the Yardmas Croc bag, and I won’t lie… I’m finding it very hard to let go 😭

@chantifit_ Dang. And I was planning to start it this weekend.

Yeah go ahead and skip “Something Very Bad is Going To Happen”

False Advertising. Take my nuff self go here bout me gonna buy seedlings and get the free seeds. No such thing as free seeds 😂😂🤣🤣. Even the workers were like 😶.

Brands need to understand that how they handle their ‘community’ in times like these can make or break them and will be remembered for years to come.

Express Fitness is something else 🤣🤣🤣 so the auto charge came through right after the hurricane as if they were even open. Not even a oh here’s half back. Or enjoy December free. Nth? 😂😂😂 Nuh wonder the people dem pack up gone a the next gym.

@infinity_belle 💀💀💀

Alkaline lost him Distinction inna Literature?

Yes 🫠🥲 Because I don’t wanna re-rack those weights and I don’t wanna think about what to go cook. 😫

@_Neeshuur 😂😂😂

Might as well me move gu a negril

I think Jamaica has the wrong National dish. Clearly it’s KFC. Never see people behave so over ackee and saltfish.

KFC could have done the 50th celebrations 50 different ways except how it's being done today.

Wonder it KFC triple their staff headcount for this mess today - should be a given. But 👀👀

@YaniqueJLambert Couple more years before me can message you then….🙆🏾‍♀️

Pls

@_Neeshuur I came to that conclusion too 😭😭

I’m not sure I’ll be able to take on a blue mountain peak hike in this life

@YaniqueJLambert Same girl. Same. Just pathetic honestly.

I find it so disgusting when men speak on my gap. It's such an odd way to start a conversation and I know what the thought process is and where the conversation is headed (sexual) because I've been dealing with it since I was a teen.

@infinity_belle Maybe rock paper scissors. Can’t push down mommy 😭😭😭

I live a wholesome life, with people who love me. My mom, my sister, my dad, my brother and my friends are all alive and ready to come running. They’d probably have to fist it out to see who gets to come in the room, worst case scenario. Tf?

And now commitments have me leaving my house.

Mobility class Saturday + Horrible leg day Monday = still can’t walk or sit in peace 😭😭

So find a Jiu Jitsu class, got it. 🫠🫠

Mi tyad!