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Me: Hey Cohen (my 5 year old), if you could learn to do anything in the world, what would you learn? Cohen : I would learn to do nothing Me: 😮 🤯 🧠 #mindblown #shocking

@DamanMills @DamanMills You ever listen to someone live who can change multiple voices and make distinct noises or whistle anything/everything? Why isn’t there a weekly spaces letting people just go in and start voice acting for the fun of it? Make it cool and have mini scripts on specials.

To the people claiming that “voice acting is not a real job” - please get in my booth. 🫶 I’m also a voice director! I’m curious to see how well you’d perform and handle hours of creative feedback while: - acting - cold reading - enunciating clearly - matching time constraints - maintaining professionalism - understanding scene study - solidifying character development - manipulating your voice consistently - screaming nonstop without making yourself bleed… 🧐 - etc etc etc… Please show me how easy this is. 😇

Alexa, how many wives can I have in Iowa? “According to dataminingdotcom, marriage between second cousins is legal in Iowa.” Ain’t that some shit. Doesn’t answer my question but gives me the stick and goes hillbilly holler on my ass. @elonmusk when’s your AI coming? #rejected

I just wanna listen to some overly loud ass music and pick up a microphone and serenade a love song to the picture frames on the wall that still have the stock photo inserts in them. Those people made it. #gntm #thursdayvibes

@elonmusk @anothercohen Accessibility? Maybe voice to text on short character limit, but I don’t think I would try and code using it 🤷

@anothercohen The reality is that this guy (who is independently wealthy) did no actual work, claimed as his excuse that he had a disability that prevented him from typing, yet was simultaneously tweeting up a storm. Can’t say I have a lot of respect for that.

I'm not going to lie, this is the most entertaining exit interview I've ever witnessed

@elonmusk @elonmusk We should print more money and distribute it to every US citizen and stop the class wars. Businesses aren’t capped at the amount of money they can make, who decides to “cap” the reserve and then call it debt when they print more currency. They feed off crime.

We should defund the GEC

@NPR Who in their right mind would want that type of job? To take from grieving families in which half the items would be keepsakes and memories. Who determines the cap at which we stop printing money? Why is it called debt? It’s just power and control. Nothing more, nothing less.

After their mother died, one Iowa family received a startling letter: Medicaid covered her health care, so the government was recouping its money — by taking the house. It seemed bogus but it was very real. n.pr/3yfOR4C

@elonmusk I don’t have anything to talk about…

@elonmusk Seems legit. You got the juice Ellie.

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🎵 These people gon' tell you that you won't ever make it Then when you do they gon' say they knew you were goin' places 🎵 Remember this, @nfrealmusic #WAGMI

@DoubleL7777 No problem man! Crazy how far you’ve come and there’s no stopping you. Dedication is what projects need. Someone who’s willing to reach out and do what it takes to keep a community happy. 👊 🙌

@JhirschENT Man thank you for such kind words! I cant wait to show them what we are going to do! Much love brother!

This guy has always been an asset in the NFT community. Started from the bottom and hit up every NFT space he could just to learn and shill. Not a selfish trait in his personality. Project looks DOPE! @DoubleL7777 #art #BlueChipNFT

These people are not in their right mind…or These people’s minds are wrong? The English language is designed to humanize, which is why we tend to err on the softer side of things. Should one be labeled for being candid? #BeYourself #questiontime

Poverty is genocide in slow motion. #GoldenEye007 #SocialismoEsMiseria

@TrevorFarbo @taquitoslayer Oh snap what I gotta do? Spicy chicken sammmich with extra pickles is life. Closest one from my podunk town is 45 minutes away 😔

@taquitoslayer Hear me out. Chick-fil-A gift cards. More utility than 99% of your favorite projects. Thoughts?

"CROOKZ HAVE NO UTILITY! 😩" Oh yeah? What say you now, naysayers?

Go ahead. Keep sleeping on that low ass floor price. The upside potential is absolutely ridiculous. ONLY 1% LISTED!! Fuck floor price, we about to hit a supply shock. Had to switch it up. @crookznft IS READY FOR TAKE OFF 💯🚀 #CROOKZNATION

@elonmusk I think comments are more entertaining than the tweets themselves. Twitter users need to post less blanket statements that farm engagements. Incorporate a reputation voting system for replies that can reward average users. Incentivize thoughtful replies. Make it easier to trend.

Tweets are read ~100 times more than they are liked

@yonklolz @elonmusk @therabbithole While that does play a large factor in the stats on this graph, it doesn’t make sense from a majority. In other words, the CEO alone could donate a large portion and sway %. It’s prob profit sharing and the company logs employee contributions. Title photoshopped? Broker bias?

@JhirschENT @elonmusk @therabbithole not everyone that works at these companies are working class though some have higher positions of power thus making more and could amount for a higher percentage of that employee donation

Apple has also threatened to withhold Twitter from its App Store, but won’t tell us why

@yonklolz @elonmusk @therabbithole I mean…donations is a play on words. It’s more than likely just company retirement plans that use the employee funds to buy stocks in those companies as they yield the highest and safest returns. I think contributions is more appropriate. What working class “donates” to BB 🤷‍♂️

@elonmusk @therabbithole bro not only are ur companies second AND tenth on this list but these are employee donations, NOT corporation donations. I genuinely don’t understand how you’re this rich yet this retarded