Jim

@RequestABet Can you provide odds for independent candidates winning in each of the Ilford North and Birmingham Yardley constituencies (Leanne Mohammed and Jody McIntyre respectively)

@verycentrist Idiot

@SopranosWorld @mic

@stats_feed This is surely incorrect, these levels of average caloric intake would lead to obscene levels of obesity in many countries

Average daily dietary energy consumption per capita (kcal): Ireland 🇮🇪: 3,885 United States 🇺🇸: 3,782 Belgium 🇧🇪: 3,769 Turkey 🇹🇷: 3,711 Austria 🇦🇹: 3,695 Iceland 🇮🇸: 3,654 Romania 🇷🇴: 3,581 Canada 🇨🇦: 3,566 Germany 🇩🇪: 3,554 Poland 🇵🇱: 3,537 Israel 🇮🇱: 3,528 Italy 🇮🇹: 3,503 France 🇫🇷: 3,502 Montenegro 🇲🇪: 3,500 Portugal 🇵🇹: 3,480 Kuwait 🇰🇼: 3,471 Luxembourg 🇱🇺: 3,465 Tunisia 🇹🇳: 3,450 South Korea 🇰🇷: 3,420 Malta 🇲🇹: 3,420 Denmark 🇩🇰: 3,401 Australia 🇦🇺: 3,391 Russia 🇷🇺: 3,345 UK 🇬🇧: 3,344 Spain 🇪🇸: 3,322 UAE 🇦🇪: 3,314 Argentina 🇦🇷: 3,307 Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦: 3,307 Brazil 🇧🇷: 3,301 Egypt 🇪🇬: 3,292 China 🇨🇳: 3,206 Mexico 🇲🇽: 3,157 South Africa 🇿🇦: 2,899 Indonesia 🇮🇩: 2,884 Japan 🇯🇵: 2,705 Nigeria 🇳🇬: 2,572 Bangladesh 🇧🇩: 2,563 India 🇮🇳: 2,533 Pakistan 🇵🇰: 2,486 Guinea-Bissau 🇬🇼: 2,253 Maldives 🇲🇻: 2,252 Venezuela 🇻🇪: 2,247 Rwanda 🇷🇼: 2,215 Zimbabwe 🇿🇼: 2,173 Haiti 🇭🇹: 2,164 Uganda 🇺🇬: 2,144 Liberia 🇱🇷: 2,132 Kenya 🇰🇪: 2,124 Tajikistan 🇹🇯: 2,104 Chad 🇹🇩: 2,090 Yemen 🇾🇪: 2,063 Bahamas 🇧🇸: 2,043 North Korea 🇰🇵: 2,032 Zambia 🇿🇲: 2,013 Afghanistan 🇦🇫: 2,000 Madagascar 🇲🇬: 1,903 Central African Republic 🇨🇫: 1,758 Ethiopia 🇪🇹: 1,557 Note: According to the FAO, the average minimum daily energy requirement is about 1,800 kilocalories (7,500 kJ) per person. According to UN FAO, 2018

@Exploding_Heads @Fiveankles @mickfreerange

Wow, genius from Todd Boehly. Chelsea FC aim to "spread Premier League title across 8 years" by amassing 50 points per season to win 2023/31 PL title with a whopping 400 points. Ian @Fiveankles explains the Chelsea masterplan.

@Exploding_Heads Paddy McNair!

We're looking for voices for our live episode of Sports Horn! You don't have to attend - just record the line of dialogue into your mic or phone. No experience necessary. Can you do one of the following voices? Reply to this tweet with your preference and we'll DM you!

@xGPhilosophy Man City (2.1) - Inter (0.7)

🚨 𝗨𝗖𝗟 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟 𝗚𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗔𝗪𝗔𝗬 🚨 Comment below with your prediction for the xG Scoreline of Man City v Inter. Guess to one decimal place, for example: 𝗠𝗮𝗻 𝗖𝗶𝘁𝘆 (𝟭.𝟴) - (𝟭.𝟭) 𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿 Every correct guess will win a free copy of @xGPhilosophy 📖

@Exploding_Heads @mickfreerange

Frank Lampard knows the club

@Exploding_Heads Get Betty in!

He doesn't know the club 😔

@BigManBakar What do you think about taking a punt on Martinelli to Foden this week?

Here I share what in my opinion is the best possible team to own in GW35:👀👇 fantasyfootballhub.co.uk/bakars-fpl-tea…

@Exploding_Heads He knew the Granny's DNA

What it was like to play against Teddy Sheringham.

@MarinaPurkiss You did absolutely amazing Marina!

Met with Rees-Mogg Did the best I could in 9 minutes…

@Exploding_Heads @talkSPORT Poor Betty. 25 more years

@talkSPORT He knows the club

“Harry Redknapp would be a good idea!” 👏 “He knows the club etc. They want a level of consistency. Something has to be done.” Ally McCoist calls for #THFC to sack Stellini today, and to bring in Harry Redknapp. 👀

@Exploding_Heads D. N. A

Amazing that they let a youtuber play for them ❤️

@SocialistNHS 💙

RCN members have voted to reject the Government's insulting pay offer of 5% More strikes have been announced from 30 April - 2 May Do we still have your support for our next round of strikes? If we do please reply with a 💙. #FairPayForNursing

@StokeyyG2 @mickfreerange

Wait for it … Kim Kardashian 😭😭😭

@FPL__Raptor @mickfreerange

Captaining the wrong player every week this season.

@AskPaddyPower @paddypower Chilwell assist on that Felix goal???

@jaseflan @ratemyplatenow Tinned tomatoes 🤮🤮🤮

@ratemyplatenow With beans/tinned tomato’s and some fried bread it’s a 10 - still a solid 8.5 though 👏🏽

Breakfast by Jamie

@RateMyTakeaway LeBOSH!

Chinese Dinner by David