Jim “Hook” Slice

@colin_gladman Ask the head pro or the groundskeepers what they would prefer

@JimHookingSlice Hey Jim You can fuck off. Hope that helps.

First swing. First session.

This is insane to even say considering everyone who doesn’t live in Lawrence that goes to Lawrence wants to leave the city before they even get in their car to leave the house

@calvinclappedU @Nashlindley Part of that to me, is courses being insane and stacking 10 min tee times. That has to stop.

@Nashlindley @JimHookingSlice Just being stuck behind a group at a tee box is awful. Luckily never happens where I’m from. Only in Napa. 5-6 hours every time I play eagle vines or Chardonnay.

I don’t really care how bad someone is at golf. Just know you are ass, and play fast. Don’t be that guy who is both playing slow and killing vibes. People will hate you. It is a moral failure.

@camyoungburner @FightLike36 Respect

@JimHookingSlice @FightLike36 Two bags leaning on each other 🤦🏻‍♂️

What the fuck is this

@HappysBurner Is the 2006 club’s course “woke”

@JimHookingSlice 1902 and 2006

When was your club established? #replytweet

Cinco de mayo after a beautiful day on the course

@herkysburner69 Lock in

Asshole is bleeding but there’s still shit on the toilet paper… what’s the play here? #LANK

@calvinclappedU Is that worse than watching someone hit two tee shots? Could be close

@JimHookingSlice Can’t stand watching a whole group 3 putt. Just pick up the fucking ball lol

@ScottieHeckler Very impressive Scottie. Got my club by a few years!!!

@JimHookingSlice 1905 oldest club in the city

@GaryWoodBurner Is this a Jordan Speith Burber or a Gary Woodland burner?! Thanks for the tip Gar

@JimHookingSlice When my putting falls off a cliff what helps is looking at the hole when putting within 10 feet, really helps w speed control

35 putts… maybe I should try putting with my eyes open? For fucks sake.

@Rodney_Ruxen Not bad Rux that’ll play

@JimHookingSlice 1966

@SpazzyMind Champion

Some people go to the gym or run before work. I come to the course with a wedge/putter.

Wife on the rag for cinco de mayo #notworried

@BigSwingTempo No🤣 if it can’t help you qualify for a major it’s probably a joke!

@JimHookingSlice True but would a fake golf tour with different people (specifically social media influencers) be less of a joke?

I see no issue with this lineup. If you’re surprised with who they picked, that’s on you. Are they the “best” golfers in the content creator niche? Not for me to determine. Pretty obvious they would pick their buddies.

@CBMacdonald1855 The account, yes, myself, no. It’s just a little inside joke in my life because for the last 10 years my grandpa has basically only had that show on when I visit him🤣 He loves it. It cracks me up lol.

@JimHookingSlice You must be new here, Hook.

It’s time to have the conversation: Was Ridiculousness an actually good TV show but we all lied to ourselves to act “cool”?

@bigcontentguy @StephieSmallls What’s a phone?

@StephieSmallls i’ve never even looked at my phone

turn on