Calvinclaps

@Starting9 Teams figured out his 2 pitch repertoire

@JimHookingSlice If a whole group is waiting for you to tee off, it should be punishable by death

@calvinclappedU Is that worse than watching someone hit two tee shots? Could be close

I don’t really care how bad someone is at golf. Just know you are ass, and play fast. Don’t be that guy who is both playing slow and killing vibes. People will hate you. It is a moral failure.

@Nashlindley @JimHookingSlice Just being stuck behind a group at a tee box is awful. Luckily never happens where I’m from. Only in Napa. 5-6 hours every time I play eagle vines or Chardonnay.

@calvinclappedU @JimHookingSlice i watched someone drive the ball 210 and wait for the green to clear for a foursome 280 out yesterday

@YourAnonOne 🦄

@bPardini10 @Top100Rick Bodega fucks

@Top100Rick Weird I’ve still yet to play there. Tried too last time I was at bodega bay

Suck it tree haters

@Top100Rick So lucky it’s close to me. Amazing course.

@ArniePsBurner Need those premiers

New premiers, chipper burrito, and an afternoon nine. #expand

@FickieRowlerFan Dollar store special

Any ball knowers? Better than the regular bottle. #tittytop #childhood

@TourSwingsTommy Can’t enjoy my round until the coffee shakes are gone😂

The most enjoyable part of golf is the hour leading up to playing golf.

@Mike_kim714 It’s gotta be 100

Hint:

Whoever guesses my courtesy car number first gets tickets to the @Cadillac championship or if you can’t come this one, the closest tournament to you

@CO323232 @DonnyRoss1872 Lmaoooo retard. Let that face get all fucked up. Super smart

@DonnyRoss1872 I don’t think I’ll ever see a reason to use a putter cover…

Mid-Am headcover setup of the year contender…

@ChaseMcRaw @UnderdogNBA Holy shit blazers fans are real!!

@UnderdogNBA The IDF soldier would kill Castle 😂😂

Stephon Castle and-one and a present for Deni Avdija after the whistle

@FickieRowlerFan Looks just fine. Enjoy the round

#experimenting today due to failure of laundry completion.

@BookitWithTrent I’d never ghost you Trent

update: might be getting scammed on these courtside seats. guy who invited me is nowhere to be found.

@Jomboy_ Any first baseman learned this in little league. That dudes clearly not a 1st baseman by choice 😂

Manager wants the umpire to demonstrate this rule for him, a breakdown

@xLightsOutx “Suns out guns out”

this is the funniest post i have ever seen in my life thanks #rebhfun #residentevil

@skinrule Can’t believe I let greyserman make me think they’d break 64

tony finau making pars in fourball. way to go

Boebert: “Why is everybody so horny here”

@El_Chapo12345 we're waiting😂

@jeffknox55 DOD is the obvious move here

Are you chipping or putting this? (every course in North Mississippi is a cow pasture)