The King

This is my happy place ❤️

@CRyanMauk Creme colored 1975 Plymouth Valiant Brougham with the vinyl top ripped off and spray painted with metal blue metallix 😂

My first vehicle. Gas was $1.06/gal. And Little Caesar’s was actually good. What was yours?

I could literally watch Joey Diaz play GTA5 all day dudes and absolute nut. IYKYK

@WxScholl I almost bought one of these in the mid 2000s some guy had built it from a kit only wanted 3500 bucks but then I realized I couldnt fly and that the maintenance costs alone would probably break me if it didnt crash it first and die. They are pretty sweet

If 14,750 people send me a dollar I can have a new chase vehicle

This is depressing as hell...

@oldscarf1stweek Big Mother F*****

Gun to your head, name a tornado

PDS "Particularly Dangerous Squirrel" intercept

@GumryWX Its really bizarre to be honest

For the first time since 2004, the state of Alabama has gone through the entire month of April without a single tornado warning. April 2026 also marks the record low number of severe thunderstorm warnings since Iowa State records begin in 2002 #alwx

When you think you've got bad luck just remember you could be this person.

@lorigracewx Thank god you didnt get a P320😂

Welcome to the family P365X!

#wxtwitter Community Poll With all the arguments going on lets finally settle this with a poll. Who's better at running stop signs and red lights ?

@a_guidarelli X: What's your full legal name? Me:

I think there’d be less hate online if everyone was required to have their full legal name on their profile

@MatthewCappucci annnnd its tornado warned

In 1 hour and 14 minutes, we’ve gone from no storm to a 65,000+ behemoth southeast of Wichita Falls. I fully anticipate this storm to produce hail the size of grapefruits in the next hour.

@lorigracewx Its been probably 20 years since I went through Utah I forgot just how beautiful it can be. I was partial to Wyoming though I always said if I had to pick a retirement state to go live in the middle of nowhere it would be there.

Utah ha.

I haven't replaced an alternator in 20 years and today I realized automotive repairs are a bit more exhausting when you're in your mid 40s and involve far more cursing. I got it done though😂

POV: Your Sleep paralysis demon is Chris Broyles

@oldscarf1stweek We just need forklift tires on cars so we can have the absolute shit beaten out of us with every pothole. Unimproved gravel roads will dislodge vertebrae😂

I have no proof other than personal experience but I think tires are more fragile than they were since the movie Rubber was made

@brendonme Apparently because entire towns haven't been slabbed and masses of disfigured and dismembered bodies haven't been thrown into debarked trees yet...

Why are all the storm chasers sadmaxxing?

Me: I wonder how the event is going opens X starts scrolling 85% of #wxtwitter :

RRFS be like