Jim Roache

@the505way @boxing_ts 'They didn't cover my dads business class flights'. Jesus.

🚨 Conor Benn says hes got love for MR & Eddie Hearn but chose Zuffa to secure his family’s future. ‘When they wouldn’t cover my dad’s business class flights, yr reminded, boxing’s short, make hay while the suns shinning &take the best deal for me & my fam’ Credit: @boxing_ts

@RochdaleCouncil Nothing like congratulating yourself. Meanwhile the roads are better on Mars than they are in Rochdale. Schools teachers are striking, countryside being ripped to shreds for 1000s of new houses with no infrastructure. Enjoy the evening telling each other how good you all are.

This Thursday evening (26 March) we're celebrating the achievements of our staff at the #AceStaffAwards26. Good luck to all the finalists. We'll share live updates from 7pm 👏 #SucceedAtRochdale #LocalGov

@TeleFootball @Carra23 Slated him for years. More faces than the town clock this lad.

✍️ 'The Premier League will soon be deprived of another world-class, generational talent' | Writes @Carra23 'Liverpool’s loss is English football’s loss' Read the full column below 👇 telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@dztroyed The whole film was pointless. Hated it. Should have just let it be after the last series

If Barry Keoghan doesn’t lead the Peaky spinoff, the whole film will have been pointless.

@JordanDotNelson @C_Hatton90 @bensprattjourn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 12th

@JimRoache @C_Hatton90 @bensprattjourn No, we only take a dressing room photo after a win. Like the one against man u. Why is man u not playing in the UCL this season again?

Seeing Man Utd fans talk about Newcastle’s “cup final” is very, very funny. Newcastle have won a domestic cup final more recently than Man Utd have won a domestic cup match

@JordanDotNelson @C_Hatton90 @bensprattjourn 7 fucking 2. My God, I would have deactivated my account, yet here you are still trying to give it the big one. Enjoy the rest of your season, chasing a top 10 finish. No dressing room picture tonight??

@JimRoache @C_Hatton90 @bensprattjourn I'm sure you did. Who knocked you out of the UCL this season?

@JordanDotNelson @C_Hatton90 @bensprattjourn 😂😂😂😂😂 I got cracking odds on a barca win, 7/2.

@JimRoache @C_Hatton90 @bensprattjourn How far did Man U get in the UCL this season?

Yesssssss. Come on 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Great goal 🖤🤍 #BARNEW

Done give Carrick the job, give it Eddie Howe. Roy Keane.

@JordanDotNelson @C_Hatton90 @bensprattjourn 😂😂😂😂😂 cracking match this. Enjoy fighting Sunderland for a top half finish.

@JimRoache @C_Hatton90 @bensprattjourn Who knocked you out of the UCL this season?

@TunawithaCh No, so we can win it again. You ever felt that?

So you can lose to FC Copenhagen again? #MUFC

@littleboroughlo Shame about the acres of grass fields churned up and turned into a concrete jungle just up the road from this.

Residents had complained about cars parking on the grass verges on Hollingworth Road and leaving them badly churned up. Now, new bollards have been installed thanks to Pennines Township funding to help protect the area and keep it looking tidy. Read more:littleboroughlocal.co.uk/2026/03/bollar…

@thetoonreview Won more in our shittest period of time than you've won in the last 70yrs. Try finishing above Sunderland before commenting on the big boys.

Kiss my arse, top level team? They haven't been that for years!

@TeleFootball @TelegraphSport @Carra23 Revive? Revive like taking them from 12th to 3rd in a couple of months. I agree Emery is a top manager, but surely what Carrick has done has revived the club?

Unai Emery is one of the best, and still most underrated, coaches in Europe, says Jamie Carragher. Why? Wins trophies ✅ Improves players willing to listen and learn ✅ Track record of revitalising clubs ✅ Premier League proven ✅ Read more from @Carra23 here 👇 telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@UtdXclusive @samuelluckhurst @MartinBSun @katwalshy1 This is groundbreaking stuff. Who leaves 2nd? Or is that another massive exclusive for tomorrow?

🚨 NEW: Manuel Ugarte has been revealed as the star who leaves training first at Carrington. [@samuelluckhurst, @MartinBSun, @katwalshy1]

@UtdXclusive It's March. He's been playing for 8 months. What utter shite.

🚨 JUST IN: Bryan Mbeumo has endured a steep drop-off in form, with his worst performance coming in the 2-1 defeat at Newcastle (following issues against Crystal Palace). Sources from Brentford say he may find it challenging to play two or three games per week, having had limited pre-season minutes (just 45 against Everton) and not training on grass with Brentford to avoid injury ahead of his £71M move. [@samuelluckhurst, @MartinBSun, @katwalshy1]

Nobody should go to a game and have this happen to them… Heartbreaking… 💔😭

@StottGeorge Happy birthday young man.

Today I’m officially an OAP😬

@gw850 Step away from it mate. It won't end well.

Can’t celebrate a Champions League goal.. because you might concede a goal, and get laughed at by a loser called Alternative MUFC.