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@TonyShaw22 @cleary_mitch He’d be wearing a Benson & Hedges onesie if it was allowed.

@cleary_mitch Surely Kane would see being an All Australian and Rising Star selector bigger than a paycheck? When you consistently question all and sundry about motives and decisions you want to be open about conflicts of interest.

In light of Sportsbet’s policy change around talent aligned with official roles, Kane Cornes will step down from his position as All-Aus selector & Rising Star judge. He has an ongoing agreement with Sportsbet’s AFL programs which will remain. More on The Agenda Setters tonight

@XMartinsMusicX Some fella butchered Sounds of Silence a few years back.

My Top 10 Worst Covers 😬 What Are You Adding? 🤔 1. Duran Duran - 911 is a Joke 2. U2 - Fortunate Son 3. Bowie/Jagger - Dancing in the Street 4. Miley Cyrus - Smells Like Teen Spirit 5. Madonna - American Pie 6. Willian Shatner - Lucy in the Sky 7. Avril Lavine - Imagine 8. Tatu - How Soon is Now 9. Mark Ronson - Just 10. Mel C - Anarchy in the UK (yes, this actually happened) 😬

@herotimeszero Is it Trump, or Lindsay Graham?

Instead of joining the military to protect his country, he got a Trump tattoo to protect his virginity.

@thecrussian @TaraBull A little patriot! 🇺🇸 🙏 🧸

@TaraBull Learn them young. Nothing is wrong as long as she's careful

Woman goes viral for her unique 'content'

@Mollyploofkins I don’t think President Trump would lie about something like this! 🇺🇸 🙏 💸

Trump: "Our economy is roaring, factory construction is way up, consumer confidence is way up, business investment is more than triple compared that of just a short time ago. Nobody can believe it. And nobody can believe the $18 trillion number that we gave you."

@DerekI1776 @CrazyyHub Patriot!

@CrazyyHub She's a leftist. She won't get charged. That's why you carry. As soon as she pulled the knife it was time.

Karen got rage baited into comitting a felony on camera 💀

@omoelerinjare1 American exceptionalism. 🇺🇸 🙏 💦

In Bono, Arkansas, a husband returned home from work and walked in on a shocking scene. After taking a shower, he discovered his 45-year-old wife, Crystal Lynn Fallis, having sex with her 27-year-old biological son, Austin Dennis Lee Casey. The family had been drinking heavily. Another relative who was present had fallen asleep and later woke up to the same sight, prompting 911 calls. Austin fled the scene before police arrived but was quickly located and arrested. Both Crystal and Austin were charged with incest (a Class C felony). They were booked into Craighead County Detention Centre on $35,000 bonds each, with a no-contact order.

@Bubblebathgirl Owahhh my goohhhdahhh!

Intoxicated female driver in Washington chased a kid on a dirt bike down a sidewalk on 4/28. She claimed she was taking her dog out for a ride and was trying to find someone for her dog to socialize with. She was arrested. Thankfully, no one got hurt.

@jimstewartson My goodness I enjoyed that. As did everyone in the room. What a story teller! 🇺🇸 🙏 📖

With a bunch of confused kids around him, Trump weaved whatever this is this morning. The entire world is being yanked around by this demented old man’s pathologies. “And unfortunately, bad things happened. It was a rigged election. And I said, well, I'll do it again. I had the ultimate fall. I did so well. And I had the ultimate fall. And we won in the landslide. We won every single swing state. We won the popular vote. We won everything you can win. We won 87% of the counties in the United States. And I ended up with the Olympics. And I ended up with the World Cup. And very important, maybe the most important, is we have the 250th anniversary. On June 14th, we're going to have the UFC. And the biggest fight they've ever done by far-- hardest ticket I've ever been involved with. And they're building a 5,000-seat stadium right in the front of-- right by the front door of the White House. And then they're going to have anywhere from 75 to 100,000 people in the park right past the White House with eight tremendous screens. And then we have Roger Penske. So that's Dana White’s dream. What that is, it's going to be amazing. And then we have Roger Penske who's going to have a big championship indie around the Capitol. And the indie racers. And he's been trying to get in here for 25 years. And he said, I came to Washington exactly 121 times. And I was never able to get in. I came once to see you. And we had it done in half an hour. And he's fantastic. He's won 20 Indianapolis 500. Can believe that? Other countries. And I say it all the time. I gave him the presidential medal freedom. Like I gave to Gary, too, because of his career. And then Roger, on his 18th, I called him. I said, come on. I want to give you the president. You won 18. Japan, Germany, all these countries. They spend billions and billions of dollars. They know-- it's very hard for them to win. They don't win very much. They spend all that money. And Roger just wins it all the time. So I gave it to him on the 8th win. And since then, he's won. That was four years ago. Since then, he's won two more. So he's going to be here with the Indy cars. And it's going to be the biggest race, maybe ever. They're going to be circling the Capitol. We have Pennsylvania Avenue closed down. And I said, you like the course. He said, I love the course. I said, pick the best course. We'll get it for you. Don't go the easy way. Pick the best roads. I don't care. It doesn't matter. And he picked a purpose. He said, as good as you can get. And unfortunately, he picked the most important race in the city, which is a little tougher. But we got it done for him quickly. And that's going to be in August. So we have a lot of really exciting things happening.”

@CalltoActivism I love watching the toadies laugh when required, even though they know it’s shameful.

🚨OMG: Donald Trump talks about trans athletes to the children. This is one of the most despicable things I have ever seen and with Trump that is saying a lot. What a piece of shit.

@SpencerHakimian @MalcolmNance “Ok, story time’s over. Who wants to massage the President!”

🚨TRUMP TO SCHOOL KIDS: ‘IRAN WAS 2 WEEKS AWAY FROM KILLING YOU’

@JamieDuffDevOPs @MotoGPF1414159 @EdKrassen Yeah, that was weird!

@MotoGPF1414159 @EdKrassen I’m wondering what your daddy did to you for that to even come into your mind . I’m truly sorry that happened to you

Trump just mocked a little girl for being short, and stomped on her ambitions. Little Girl: “I play volleyball and in the summer I’m trying to get into soccer.” Trump: “And with your height do you smash the volleyball. Can you get up high? Can you jump high?” Little Girl: “Not very.” Trump: “Soccer might be better.”

@ArtCandee His little stompathon is one of the finest things I’ve ever seen. What’s squeaking? Is it his thighs rubbing?

MAGA is big mad that Jake Lang…you know…that guy who was caught creeping on an underage girl in DMs…got arrested and is facing 2 felony hate crime charges carrying 5+ years in prison for destroying this ice sculpture in Minnesota. Oh well. 🍿

@PaulineHansonOz I wonder how long before they all jump ship and become independents. The fella down in the South East has already been making some interesting statements along those lines.

What a great day for One Nation here in South Australia. I couldn't be more proud of the team who have been sworn in today. I also want to thank all of those South Australian voters who have put your faith in Cory and the team. They won't let you down.

@jdpoc I wonder if he got to inspect them in the change room. Like in the good old days.

Trump at Mar-A-Lago, ordered a group of 16 year old local high school cheerleaders to give him a private dance at his resort. Only him present. Creeeeeepy as f*ck.

@Sabra_Security @fox_sheldon @wsvn @MiamiDade_SO lol. Fantastic.

@fox_sheldon @wsvn @MiamiDade_SO Everyone copes with stress differently. He needs help. Not necessarily punishment.

A US Secret Service officer was arrested for allegedly masturbating in a hotel hallway, following a woman and forcing her to retreat to her room for safety. Miami-Dade Deputies say they found Officer John A. Spillman pleasuring himself before his arrest. @wsvn #Exclusive

@krassenstein @Viktor_Renquist Is it his thighs rubbing together that makes the little squeak?

AMAZING NEWS!! Minnesota has JUST charged white supremacist Jake Lang with 2 FELONY HATE CRIMES (5+ years in prison) for knocking over this ice sculpture. Trump can’t pardon him from these crimes.

@news_australian @wallrad To vote for Hanson, you must be dumber than her. They’re the rules.

BREAKING: The odds of Pauline Hanson becoming the next Australian Prime Minister is sitting at 1/1 with over 100% Aussies supporting her. Are you loving the odds? #auspol #PaulineHanson

@RealCandaceO Wasn’t that video about sticky dash buttons on a fancy car? Why are you two bickering in here?

For clarity, my family absolutely does NOT own 1 million dollar in cars, nor do we own a black TRX pick-up truck. This is categorically false. Nonetheless, Laura Loomer just accurately doxxed my personal car, (a new range rover my husband bought me for my birthday after 7 years of marriage), as well as our family car that we use to drive the kids in. We just received a tip that she is allegedly pulling personal informationvia her soon to be husband. Allegedly, Loomer's husband, who goes by "Jake" at work, is the IT guy for Tameron Auto (owned by Cannon) in Pensacola, FL. The person is alleging that Laura encouraged him to break the law on her behalf, violating the Driver Privacy Protection Act (DPPA) and pulling personal information (home details, financing details, etc) so she can go after her enemies. They claim Andrew "Jacob" Simpson is using his employer's dealer accounts to access personal information regarding LLCS, which would include the new LLC that we used to purchase that car in. They claim the minority partner in Tameron/Cannon Auto has shared the video of Jake & Larry at the White House Hannukah event getting congratulations from Trump on their engagement. He allegedly tells “Jake” to bring that video to all the meetings and share it. If this is true and Laura is using her fiancé to hack user data with the express goal of stalking her adversaries, it is a crime. And a very serious one on that. @AnaKasparian it may have been how she hacked personal information about your husband’s job as well. Car dealers have access to everything you might fill out to get a car— which includes banking information.

@Acyn Case closed! 🇺🇸 🙏 🦐

Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars: I'm a history buff and I know a lot about this White House thing and everything. Literally, he's gonna go down as maybe the best president ever. I love this guy.