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@donhutch4 Anderson to City 🤷‍♂️

If Newcastle are selling Tonali in the summer (I hope not) They have to think smart and sell him to Man City. That way Man City get Tonali and stops them going for Elliot Anderson. Newcastle then buy E Anderson and bring him back to Newcastle 🤔

@IsabelOakeshott Do you get free at the point of use in Dubai or is it on an insurance basis?

This is just a LIE. This is what desperation looks like. Genuinely embarrassing.

@LeeAndersonMP_ He said She said

Correct. They created this mess and when challenged we were told that no-one was talking about it apart from a few of us in the party. They could've stopped this.

@IsabelOakeshott @reformparty_uk Is that Dubai

🛑 QUESTION: WHO are these little flowers? They are breaking the law by pulling down ⁦@reformparty_uk⁩ posters in the north west. Let’s make them famous…

@MartinDaubney Is Farage in a fridge

👀WHERE'S KEIR STARMER? It's local election week. It's expected to be a "Starmergeddon" The Tories, Reform & Greens have put up their leaders for the final, big media round Labour? Heidi Alexander. Is Keir Starmer now so toxic to voters they're keeping him in the cupboard?

@SuellaBraverman Too lazy to peg it on a line

Right, that’s it. He’s crossed a line. As a mum of two young children, our tumble dryer is in use almost every day! Miliband better not come anywhere near my lifesaver…

@Footballtweet No

🤔 𝗗𝗘𝗕𝗔𝗧𝗘: Is this a red card? Elliot Anderson on Ollie Watkins.

@cyp_toon @FrancisChipp @mikejop1976 Chipps

@FrancisChipp @mikejop1976 Tell the truth you couldn’t understand the menu

MATFEN HALL EXCLUSIVE🚨: Newcastle United manager Eddie Howe had the rare roast beef sandwich while Jason Tindall opted for the fillet steak ciabatta. It's understood the managerial duo also shared a charcuterie board less than two hours later. More to follow.

@raelbrav @nadhimzahawi Aslong as he gets is 5 million

Nigel Farage is the only leader that is serious about tackling antisemitism.

@DPJHodges @michburt_burt Starmers fault 😂

Nigel Farage has specific security issues. But £5 million is a massive amount of money. It doesn’t seem credible to me personal security expenditure can account for this level of donation. Or the failure to register. There are serious questions to answer here.

@nadhimzahawi Boring 🖕

Imploding 👇🏽

@KemiBadenoch @scullyp Good riddance, get shot of them all

In the midst of all the news today, and with Parliament prorogued, many people may not have noticed that this was the final time the hereditary peers sat in Parliament before being forced out by Labour. I want to pay an extra special tribute to them. Combined they had 1784 years of parliamentary experience, wisdom and service to this country. That is not something easily replaced, and it should not be casually discarded. Most were Conservatives. All were public servants. They have brought to public life judgment shaped over decades, deep expertise, institutional memory, and a sense of duty that has strengthened Parliament and, very often, improved legislation in ways the public will never fully see. Their record speaks for itself. They have served in war and peace, in government and opposition, in defence, diplomacy, farming, business, science and public service. They have not merely occupied seats in the Lords, they have contributed to the life of the nation. That is why what has happened matters. Hereditary peers are a living part of Britain’s constitutional inheritance that Labour is casually tearing up. Labour has rubbed away another part of our heritage, not to strengthen Parliament but to replace it with political appointees, four of whom it has already had to suspend the whip from because they were so inappropriate. That contrast says rather a lot. At a time when public trust in politics is fragile, I think it is worth saying plainly that experience, seriousness and tradition still matter. Service still matters. Duty still matters. So today, as an era closes, I want to put on record my profound gratitude and admiration for our hereditary peers. Britain has been better governed because of them. The Conservative Party has been stronger because of them. And Parliament will be poorer without them. Their contribution will long outlast the petty politics that has brought this moment about.

@Fox_Claire @UKHouseofLords Good riddance, you all need to go

Not sad to see end of this parliamentary session. Am VERY SAD to say goodbye to so many exemplary peers from @UKHouseofLords like legendary Lord Geddes below. Fair enough: abolish hereditary peerages. But why were Labour so ungracious to indiv peers, dumped unceremoniously? Cruel

@CatharineHoey Good riddance, you should all go

Moving scenes in the Lords today as many long serving hereditary Peers said goodbye to staff in the House. Some of them have been serving the country for years and years Nasty of Starmer to throw them out before the end of this Parliament - they will be missed for their hard work and dedication to public service

@nadhimzahawi Imploding 🖕

If the PM has nothing to fear, why is Labour whipping MPs to shield him? Let Parliament do its job— it must be a free vote 👇🏽

@ZiaYusufUK Bully

Friendly note to Labour MPs ahead of the vote tomorrow to decide if Starmer should face an ethics probe: If you vote against it, Reform will carpet bomb your constituency to ensure all your constituents know you voted to save the most unpopular PM of all time. Vote wisely.

@Mike_Fabricant @Mickjani 🤦‍♂️

I wonder whether the rot set in with #Starmer, thinking he was above the law, when he was caught having beer and curry in a crowded house during lockdown in May 2022, but didn’t have to resign because it was a “business meeting”?

@DPJHodges Obsessed 🖕

Keir Starmer genuinely doesn’t understand what Labour MPs think about him. And there’s a simple reason for that. He’s never bothered to actually ask them > Mail Plus > dailymail.com/news/article-1…

@DPJHodges Obsessed 🖕

No.10 now shifting the goalposts. Trying to subtly change the line from “Keir Starmer didn’t mislead the House and break the rules” to “OK, he mislead the House and broke the rules a little bit. But not as much as Boris Johnson did. So there’s no need for an investigation”.

@zatzi Who is Ian Collins 🤷‍♂️

Why has Yvette Cooper blocked Ian Collins going before the Foreign Affairs Committee?