Jimothy

Do you want 'Don't Go Away' on the setlist for Oasis 2027?

"When a new generation of fans come to my gigs, they want to hear Wonderwall. As soon as we play it, people lose their shit and start buzzing. They've paid good money to hear it, so who am I not to play it? I love it" - Liam Gallagher

America can send humans to the moon but the same people can’t be trusted not to eat pizza boxes?

⚠️ HOW THE LABOUR PARTY IS SPENDING YOUR MONEY ABROAD - - £235m Ukraine - £225m Ethiopia - £171m Afghanistan - £145m Syria - £144m Yemen - £80m Kenya - £68m Jordan - £65m Myanmar - £62m Bangladesh - £143m Somalia - £60m Nepal - £270m Sudan - £56m Lebanon - £56m Tanzania - £50m Malawi - £130m Palestine - £117m Nigeria - £107m Congo - £310m World Health Organisation Yet there is no money for the pot holes, NHS, police on the streets, help for the homeless? and many more? The country they are governing is failing. yet give billions away to grow other countries? You couldnt make it up‼️

Only Liam Gallagher could make the simple task of making a brew this entertaining 😂 “In the 90’s I had about 4 people doing it. Now you gotta do it yourself these days, cause these little f*ckin smart arses download f*ckin tunes for nish!” “Then they wonder why there’s no real rock ‘n’ roll stars around, coz this is the sh!t you got us doin. F*ckers!” 😭 Absolute legend!

@jdpoc Ffs

THAT'S IT. THE UK HAS COLLAPSED. WE'RE DOOMED. Unilever has just sold the 124-year-old brand #Marmite ... to an American company.

@20NPHartleyHare Pricks

Porthcawl Town Council not content with their new Tourism Tax & hating tourist's cars with their Crusade against motorists, they now prevent what tourists still decide to visit- preventing them from parking, driving them away & destroying what businesses remain! SHAME ON YOU 🫵

For the first time ever, the true cost of the Chagos Islands Deal is now in legal writing UK taxpayers would pay at least £50bn to give away the Chagos Islands and rent back our own territory of Diego Garcia Not Starmer's £3bn Not £36bn Not £46bn But £50bn+ Let that sink in

@1GarethWynJones @UKLabour 😂😂😂

I’m voting @UKLabour May 7th

@ronsterd89 Fuck Firestone, just get it repaired

Tires with 11,000 miles and a nail. Firestone told me they are not repairable. Firestone said this is not repairable because of the location and that I would need a new tire. It's a slow leak, about 1-2 psi a day. I am in disbelief that this is not repairable.. Can I not just get a fix kit? 🤧

@MrsBr0wn_82 What a clot

Ed Miliband everyone 🥴😩 The most moronic minister in the history of the world Prove me wrong!

@contwirion I was at the battle of Cwm Glas (primary school)

This app makes me want to talk about the battle of Bryn Glas too much 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Welsh women chopped the cocks off dead English men and put them into their own mouths then left them rot without proper burial

@contwirion You can mute it when you save, I have encountered this before

How long before a crash do dash cams record? Nothing dodgy, just curious as to whether someone would have to endure me singing every lyric of Geri Halliwells Mi Chico Latino or playing Dumb by The 411 5 times in a row before plunging into a ditch

‘You’re making an extra £20 million a day whilst businesses go to the wall.' @NickFerrariLBC goes after Labour’s James Murray over the government’s plans to combat rising fuel prices.

@BGatesIsaPyscho It’s will be the most expensive app ever created too, by an app company that has a MP listed on the board of directors…… oh and there’s already an app out there, petrolprices.com been doing it for about 15 years

🚨🇬🇧 Meanwhile in the Britain “Diesel has gone up even more than petrol - a 27% rise - people are seriously worried they can’t afford to drive their kids to school” UK Government Minister - “We’ve created a new app to allow people to find the cheapest Fuel locally to them”

@JamesMelville @somersetlevel He is a simpleton with his own agenda

Ed Miliband shutting down drilling in the North Seas is one of the most counterproductive and ridiculous government policies of the modern era. An act of enormous stupidity.

@prodnose Nahhh

I think somebody in his inner circle should tell Paul McCartney that he really doesn't have to finish his live sets with Hey Jude any more. Or even include it all. It's a chore of a song these days. Try "Your Mother Should Know" "She's A Woman" or "Silly Love Songs". Yes!

Hear, hear !

Oasis - Half The Worl Away (Glasgow Barrowland 2001)

@contwirion @Rossmac212 Only in my head

@Jimitakesover @Rossmac212 Have I got one tit lobbed out too?

The worst tattoo of all time😂