Jimmy

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Todd Golden after someone tells him the Sweet 16 isn’t a bunch of underage girls he can harass and stalk

Oh lord Pray for the 18 year olds on UFs campus

The funniest thing that can never be taken away from SPRING BREAKERS is that it conned a bunch of teenage millennials hoping to see a fun, sexy spring break fantasy into being held hostage with their discomfort watching vulgar auteurism

Cryo Archive changed my life

You reckon you could light a buzzball on fire and just lob it at people like you’re the green goblin with his pumpkin bombs

@ThatSamWinkler It's so good

Feeling extremely vindicated after yesterday’s Cryo Archive debut

"It's an extraction shooter, they're not gonna put a raid in an extraction shooter" yeah I bet you feel real stupid now, huh

@PaulTassi @Forbes You are an awful reporter, Paul

Marathon’s Cryo Archive Is Where Cool Design Meets Cold Reality via @forbes forbes.com/sites/paultass…

@JakeSucky Marathon

The best game out right now is ________

@PaulTassi @EkkaaaR What the fuck are you talking about you liar

@EkkaaaR I have some bad news

It was almost impossible for Cryo Chamber to spike the playercount meaningfully. If you have played enough to meet the requirements, especially 5K loadout a run, chances are you have already been playing a lot to this point. It's not like new people can show up to play

@PaulTassi You’re a baby

Yeah this is the question. You can design content that is visually, mechanically and thematically interesting but if you're completely wiping out players' vaults rapidly you're looking at potentially fractional participation. When...you already need more players

@CammyCakesYT Shut the fuck up

Marathon Solo I got through 90% of the progression, all priority contracts done, and all rook upgrades✅ Solo is very profitable & easy for both rush strategies and ratting. It allows for learning the map at your own pace at no expense to your team. I still wouldn't reccomend🧵

@justin_1455 @SayItAintVeeSo @RacingBattle Shut the fuck up you racist freak

@SayItAintVeeSo @RacingBattle I think it coincided with a guy pretending a rope in his garage was a hate crime and their support of a criminal organization BLM that laundered and stole millions upon millions of dollars. Yeah, right around there.

The NASCAR audience didn’t die off or start watching Netflix, they just left.

Cryo and Ranked are coming and we're excited to see players battle it out over Tau Ceti and traverse into the big scary moon-like ship in the sky. We've put out a few posts about Cryo, poured through the variety of comments and feedback we've seen so far, and wanted to take some time to explain some of the initial decisions we've made around Cryo and Ranked with regards to weekend scheduling. So without further ado, here's what we have been thinking: We are of course always iterating and are open to looking at other options in the future, but the Ranked/Cryo Archive weekend decision is really built around three points: - Preparing: We acknowledge that players will lose a lot of gear on Cryo and Ranked because it is intended to challenge you to your limits. As a result of that, it's important that Cryo and Ranked feel like an event you can schedule towards, grind gear up to do, etc. The loop of spend time grinding gear to spend it in Cryo or Ranked is reflected in this choice as a weekly cycle. - Economy Talk: We have some great rewards on Cryo that kind of break the bank when it comes to economy and power gain. If we were to look at having it open all the time, we'd probably have to adjust how frequently you can earn these rewards so that we don't flood the game with amazing loot all of a sudden. - Logistics Time: Cryo and Ranked both have entry requirements (gear ante) that are built around the idea of you matching with other players on an equal investment level. They also both have a high level requirement to ensure you've experienced enough of the game to understand the challenges inherent to the game. This inherently makes the amount of people in that queue at any time unpredictable. Both of these experiences also need a consistent flow of players in the queue to make sure matches are full to retain the challenge. To reduce the match times and allow players to find matches quicker, making it a scheduled event means more players will show up during that window and feed the queue pool better. We also acknowledge that there are likely some who cannot participate on the weekend or are excited about the experience and want to no-life it for weeks, and we appreciate that. We'll be looking into what we can do to retain these considerations and potentially accommodate this in the future. Things we may iterate on in the future: - Staggering Ranked and Cryo queues more so they overlap less - Looking at changing the days we do either Cryo or Ranked - Changing the ante values of Cryo or Ranked - Looking at any other conditions (solo experience, crew fill experience, etc.) and iterating on it! Marathon is an evolving game and part of evolving is seeing how this initial launch plays out and adjusting as we go =). Thanks for the feedback, keep it coming and we'll update you when we figure out the next evolution.

@TheRealQuenny New one is amazing too

I've twice reposted this. Three times more. Never again shall Twitter purge me. And never the Pfhor.

The masculine urge to move to the Italian countryside and drive a vintage Alfa Romeo

@LUCKYY10P Why the fuck would I want to sit back and watch some millennial play a video game

Ninja explains why he’s choosing not to stream Marathon over ARC Raiders.

@guinnessstache @FyrBorne ITS A MAINTENANCE UPDATE YOU FUCKING IDIOT

@FyrBorne It's not good man, no one is playing it anymore. There is currently 7000 people playing right now lol

Marathon is far better than I expected, better than everyone told me it would be, and it’s far better than the internet crowd will care to admit. The internet has grown insufferable to the tune of trying to cancel any game they would have never tired to begin with while praising the 95th iteration of the same game they’ve bought every year. Stop listening to these people, try new games, new genres, and most of all, it’s a game, have fun.

@LarryBundyJr ratio’d by big bungie, fuck you