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@marinemom34 Looks beautiful!

#FenwaySouth #JetBluePark #CrochetDay ❤️

@Thora_Strong1 I'm changing your name to Wonder Woman!

I promise I wasn't ignoring you.

@MJMcKean @RichardERoeper I wonder if that conversation was recorded in Dubly.

@RichardERoeper Admit it, Roeper. I’m aging beautifully.

Plot twist: it was Michael McKean in character as David St. Hubbins.

@marinemom34 @BaseballQuotes1 @Devildog917 @DonOrsillo Classic!

@BaseballQuotes1 @Devildog917 It’s called #PizzaGate in Boston and only Rem Dawg and @DonOrsillo could have brought that home like they did. 🎙️😂🍕

The Pizza Incident is one of the funniest things to ever happen at a MLB game 🍕

@Serranosisters This is one for Funny Friday!

Hold your breath ppls Breathing may cause others harm or irritation if you don’t do it to their satisfaction. Ok here I go I’m going to hold my breath forever 🫢😳🤯🥵 Sorry I only lasted 1 second 😮‍💨

@SRuhle @MSNOWNews Any discussion of the price gouging at gas stations in regard to the oil and the refinery process bought and paid for before the war started? I don't think Star Trek technology has been invented yet to transport and replace existing oil/gas here in the USA.

Just wrapped a 15 minute call with President Trump - we covered A LOT. - Iran / Israel - Cuba - Cornyn/Talorico - Ballroom - Dyslexia - Ukraine/Russia - NATO I’ll be joining @MSNOWNews shortly with all the details

@elbuckner Also I would have been INSIDE the stadium that day/night. I elected to attend my first tailgate on the Quad instead. I've never seen Bama lose a home game in person. I accept the blame.

2019 LSU. Lost by 5 with a crippled QB. You know the tigahs had their asses clenched that whole game too.

@MSNOWNews @AliVelshi @SRuhle @itsdeaann This was the cost of gas at the pump today. Funny how the gas has been in the tanks for some time now, previously bought at pre-war prices.

JUST WRAPPED: @AliVelshi and @SRuhle discuss the war with Iran, gas prices, the SAVE Act and more with political commentator @itsdeaann. Watch the full episode here: youtube.com/watch?v=7lhlb_…

LIVE SOON: Velshi and Ruhle discuss surging gas prices, Markwayne Mullin's testimony, and the Trump's mission to pass the SAVE Act. Watch the new episode of Velshi & Ruhle LIVE HERE: youtube.com/watch?v=7lhlb_…

@SRuhle @JavierBlas Funny how no one is talking about costs went up at the pumps the day after the war started. Yet all of that gas was already bought and paid for by US stations. Do they have Star Trek technology to transport and refine the oil overnight, while at the same time dump all current gas

Nobody knows it better than @JavierBlas

@mariposa_rota2 I haven't seen that front extension before. Thanks for the tip!

Cant get enough dorito 😝🦾

@Thora_Strong1 @Maxis_arena Way to be you. Stay strong.

@Maxis_arena I live by no man’s rules… me and my abs are doin just fine dear sir

Why you shouldn’t be chasing six-pack abs as a woman A thread 🧵 1/2 Chasing visible six-pack abs is generally unhealthy for most women because it requires dropping body fat to levels that disrupt essential hormonal, reproductive, skeletal, and immune functions.** This isn't about aesthetics being "bad"—it's about the physiology of female bodies, which evolved to maintain higher essential fat stores than men's for reproduction, hormone regulation, and long-term health. Below is a detailed, evidence-based breakdown. 1. Body Fat Requirements: Why Women Are Different from Men Women have a higher essential body fat percentage (the minimum needed for basic physiological functions like organ protection, hormone production, vitamin storage, and reproduction). According to the American Council on Exercise (ACE) and multiple body composition studies: - Essential fat for women: 10–13%. - Essential fat for men: 2–5%. Healthy ranges for women (non-athletes or general fitness): - Athletes: 14–20%. - Fitness level: 21–24%. - Average/healthy: 25–31%. For men, visible abs are achievable in the 6–13% "athlete" range without major issues. For women, visible abdominal definition typically starts around **16–18% body fat (faint outline at 19–21%, sharp "six-pack" often below 16%, and extreme definition under 14%). Many sources note that true washboard abs in women often push into or below the 14–15% range—right at or under essential fat thresholds for most. This difference exists because women store more subcutaneous fat (especially in hips/thighs) for pregnancy, breastfeeding, and estrogen production. Dropping too low triggers the body to prioritize survival over "looking shredded." 2. The Core Mechanism: Low Energy Availability → Hypothalamic Shutdown To reach and maintain sub-16% body fat, most women must create a chronic calorie deficit (often via extreme dieting + overtraining). This leads to low energy availability (LEA)—not enough calories to support basic bodily functions after accounting for exercise. LEA suppresses the hypothalamus (the brain's "control center"): - Reduces gonadotropin-releasing hormone (GnRH). - Lowers luteinizing hormone (LH) and follicle-stimulating hormone (FSH). - Crashes estrogen and progesterone levels. This is called Functional Hypothalamic Amenorrhea (FHA)—the body essentially says, "I don't have enough resources for reproduction right now." It's reversible but damaging if prolonged.

@Stellitart Well done!

We go to the gym and don’t skip leg day.

@intothemystic22 Remember O'Toole's Law. Says Murphy was an optimist.😉

I jinxed myself. I’ve been up the ass with customers

@aliiicakes_11 Congrats!

Whoever said a woman’s prime is 25 has clearly never met my mother. This is her at 60 years old.

@Manda4UA That makes two of us!

@JimmyFunGuy9 I can honestly say I have never wondered about whether or not Jonah pooped in the whale lol

“Mommy, when Jonah was inside the whale do you think he pooped in there? So then the whale ate poop?” Conversations with my 4 year old.

@ArtCandee @atrupar Give him time.

@atrupar Shocked he didn’t try to blame Obama too.

JD Vance: "Look, gas prices are up. And we know they're up, and we know that people are hurting because of it. And we're doing everything we can to ensure they stay lower. This is a temporary blip. Joe Biden ... "

@angelica_st He can wear his Japan uni under his Red Sox uniform. We won't tell.😉

I don’t understand. Masa wears a Japan uniform is INSANE. Puts on a Red Sox uniform and totally sucks…

@Thora_Strong1 @evergreenjoe_ck Of course that would make for sloppy condition conditions when skiing down the run.😉 All kidding aside, heat keep the muscles and tendons in check.

@evergreenjoe_ck Heat… I loathe the cold

Would you rather work out in the heat or in the cold?

@Thora_Strong1 Agreed. Standing next to someone at the gym, grocery store, a concert, etc. odds are the body types are not at all similar. Which begs the question: do you like to workout on an empty stomach or a meal(carefully prepared) beforehand? The word consistency seems key here.

Fitness isn't copy and paste. You can copy someone's workouts and diet... but you can't copy their genetics, discipline, or years of consistency.