Poo in the Lobby

@plugjutsu It’s like tanning. Skin cells darken after trauma…repeated friction causes trauma.

why’s my meat a different color than the rest of my body

@ByBlakeWilliams He’s not a Major League opener, he needs to be developed as a closer. Luckily he has age on his side.

The Dodgers have to consider making a change and sending Roki to Triple-A, right? I don’t think they will, but this is just brutal each outing

@PathOfMen_ Not how testosterone works

Stop ejaculating every day, you are destroying your testosterone.

@DrClownPhD And yet here you all are, endlessly posting him for engagement

Bro might be the most annoying human alive

@GaboVillain Two people died, M’am.

I admit it, it was me. Go ahead and arrest me for having swag officer

@bradpsychology David said David John it’s John Labor David

Peter Malinauskas is reclaiming the definition of ‘Patriotism’ away from the jingoism of drunken rednecks, in favour of the Henry Lawson tradition of welcoming the stranger and building a more compassionate society. More please.

@daanysaeed Is it because they are forced to push a left wing, pro Labor agenda?

Developing story - staff at the ABC have voted to go on strike for the first time in 20 years. More to come.

@ChristyDanFan This is actually incorrect

I need to explain again, to the dumb fuck white redneck meat heads who get upset when they see someone of colour in Australia. NEWSFLASH to them. The only authentic Australian is Aboriginal. They are brown. We are white. Because evolution happened for us in the UK. Read a book.

@MarkoMatvikov “Greatest city in the world”🥴

Old mate casually punching a bong on the main shopping strip in South Melbourne while families with young kids walk by.

@Dodgers Awesome! Please DFA Blake Treinen.

Champions wear Gold. The Dodgers Gold Collection is available now at Dodgers.com and at Dodger Stadium starting 3/23!

@harukaawake And who controls the media?

🇯🇵🏌🏻‍♀️Japanese golfer Nao Matsushita explains how many woman want to be housewives despite what the media says. "In reality, if the husband makes enough money, many woman want to be housewives but the media created a false trend and tell them they shouldn't stay home".

@GaboVillain That’s what a witch would say

Stop asking if I'm a witch I just do taxidermy

@LADodgersMuse Gotta go Ohtani

Should I buy a Kershaw/Freeman or Ohtani Japan Pinstrips

@CricketAus Gay

Eid Mubarak to all those who are celebrating today ❤️

@AlboMP Not many women

Eid Mubarak. An honour join thousands for Eid al-Fitr at Lakemba Mosque this morning.

@GrandpaHarris65 Yes it does

@emerald_midgear They’re just American

Why are they always morbidly obese?

@CaraMia200 @JEChalmers @SenKatyG I’m sure the Unions and NDIS scammers are licking their lips.

$114Billion is the figure for savings found in the Budget, since #Labor came to power. Thank you for your diligence & discipline, @JEChalmers & @SenKatyG. Next Budget is handed down in May. #auspol

@DeltyThe73rd To be fair, that’s the exact face I made when trying Natto for the first time

THE AUSTRALIAN ONE HAHAH