Jimmy Halfshaft

@thechosenberg Wait I didn't know this happens sign me tf up

Hate a blow and chat

@DearS_o_n We live in a simulation. Literally none of this matters. Do your thing...

To all men who survived rock bottom, what’s one piece of advice would you give a man who feels like giving up right now?

@anttsinc Keep a lint roller in the truck, you'll be fine.

They’re reporting this year ticks will be worse than the last five years! Interesting ranches are reporting boxes of ticks were dropped off near their properties! What’s the best way to protect yourself?

@coinbureau So in several centuries btc might be vulnerable. Got it

⚠️GOOGLE SAYS A QUANTUM ATTACK ON BITCOIN TAKES JUST 9 MINS WITH A 41% SUCCESS RATE Google's quantum team now says cracking Bitcoin may require less than 500K qubits, far below the “millions” once assumed. Research suggests an attack could take 9mins, faster than a typical 10-min block confirmation, giving a 41% success rate. Google now flags 2029 as a key deadline to upgrade Bitcoin’s cryptography before quantum becomes a real threat.

@InvestingAddict So if your S&P fiat fails, the world ends and btc is worthless? Imagine thinking this 🤣

Here is why I would never go 100% into Bitcoin: First, I love Bitcoin. I own a lot of it. Second, if you are 100% Bitcoin I respect your conviction. This post is about me. Do I think Bitcoin will be successful? Yes. Does anyone know for sure? Absolutely not. Can the S&P 500 succeed without Bitcoin? Yes. Can Bitcoin succeed without the S&P 500? No because the world would be over. If Bitcoin succeeds I will be extremely well off because I own it and continue to buy it. If Bitcoin fails I will still be extremely well off because I invest in the S&P 500 continuously. It doesn’t need to be all or nothing. The risk reward isn’t there for me. Nobody truly knows anything 100% That is just my personal view.

@SteaknShake I was unable to pay with btc in the drive-thru. Had to park and go inside to pay. What's up with that?

@Cryptotea I made a lighting tx earlier. I don't generally spend sats, but currently I have more sats than fiat. What a problem to have 🤣

Today Square introduced lightning payments are instant and cost less than a penny while visa charges up to 3.5% per transaction if a business accepts lightning, i’m paying in bitcoin every time

@BGatesIsaPyscho Imagine she discovers an adult camming site.

Britney Spears is back, but this time she’s not locked in her prison, dancing like a possessed person, or looking suicidal. She’s happy on a boat and with her Sons! Let’s just hope it’s her.

@anothercohen Buy your own and frame them in. It gets expensive when done right.

As a homeowner, all I’m asking is that someone invent new windows that don’t cost a minimum of $1k each

@Watchman_motto It's an old person thing.

I share about 100 yards of drive way with my ~70yr old neighbors. For some reason he’s obsessed with knocking down the center grass in the middle of the tire ruts and covering it with gravel. He talks about it all the time, probably 30% of all conversations I have with him are about this. He’s asking if I want to pitch in for more gravel, etc. When I put my parents in a guest house behind the barn, my dad started talking about it too. He got some roundup and sprayed his section of road. Am I missing something here? I see no problem with it. It looks fine. It occupies 0% of my mind. I’m prepared to spend 0 dollars to remedy this “problem” What is happening?

@BitcoinRachy Ohhh you think I'm gonna sell these sats? 🤣

How much Bitcoin should you own to be able to retire in 2033? I don’t wanna hear “depends on your lifestyle”, just give me a damn number.

@kit_sats Never sell

When Bitcoin hits $1M, do you sell… or borrow against it?

@shaguncrypto 5 halvings from now? Ya, I'd buy btc.

My daughter is 4. I have two choices for her future: A) Gold / S&P 500 for 18 years B) Lock 1 BTC for 18 years What would you choose?

@shahh That's cool. Still stacking

Bitcoin really dumped 40% then chopped for almost 70 days just to nuke ANOTHER 40% We are literally in hell man

@paturious @grok @atwoodwtf @WhiteHouse @gork Bruh idk

@grok @atwoodwtf @WhiteHouse @gork WTF y'all?

@goodbreffis I lock in my gym sessions with thc.

FUN FACT! If you take 100mg of edibles and go on a run, they will probably kick in HARD around your fourth mile.

@kinetic_finance So If I build an empire that allows my wife and I to retire in our 40's we're lazy? An empire that our son is set to inherit is selfish and lazy? Wild.

gonna get flack for this one, but the "retire on bitcoin" meme is so lame, especially for people building a community around an asset as revolutionary as bitcoin you people need to find something you're REALLY good at, become a master at it, and do it as a service for humanity there is no higher purpose. your children will look back at you as lazy and selfish if you "retire" at 40-50 and spend the next half of your life being unproductive

@kit_sats My 5 year plan is on track for me to retire at 45 so I can focus on other interests.

What's one thing you're praying for or working toward that you haven't told many people? Drop it below.

@thebitking Buy more

Be honest what are you going to do when $BTC hits $500k? 🤔

@PeterSchiff So keep stacking sats and when the real estate market crashes, again, stack sats plus properties.

As inflation causes homeownership costs to soar, including mortgage rates, insurance, utilities, maintenance, and taxes, real estate prices will crash. The recent collapse in mortgage and refi applications is the tip of the iceberg. What lies beneath is a crisis worse than 2008.