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@DefrenJonathan @_ughitssophie @InternetH0F I mean, if one doctor had to treat 35 critical patients at once over a few 45-minute appointments every day and was expected to bring medication and bandages from home on a take-home salary of $35k/yr with no overtime, we MIGHT question the system a bit...

@_ughitssophie @InternetH0F A school in Chicago every year has 0% of their students unable to read or do math at grade level. Nothing happens to them and they spend more per student than the national average. A doctor has zero patients survive his procedures. He loses his license and probably goes to prison

how is that even possible??

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