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Isn’t it weird how people refer to pants as a pair when it is actually one connected clothing item? I first started going down this line of reasoning thinking about underwear in the same way. Thanks for listening! For more thoughts just wait a minute and I’m sure I’ll say someth

Someone try to converse with me rn. It’s important to record this for future me. Hopefully Twitter lives long enough for me to see this tomorrow. #elonburns #crushinit

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I feel like crypto and open source have a lot in common in that when large companies pull out it is just a bunch of kids in a sandbox with a couple of adults watching and laughing. Hopefully I am wrong about this assessment. 😬

Is anyone concerned about the state of open source with Twitter being on fire and other social media giants firing large amounts of employees?

@chonk_eth Ser, is it legal to be that funny? 🤣

This whole thing is like the crypto version of fyre festival

@sgtfilthy I’d probably say basic meth was involved

@chonk_eth but was there basic math involved in fyre festival?! 🤔

@NicoxScotti @DeFinalFantasy I've heard that it is the loneliest number since the number one

@DeFinalFantasy 2) can be bad as 1

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